1 Fat ___
A/N: Did not give a single shit about his name so just gonna be Fat something.
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In a dimly lit room sat a fat piece of shit, on his PC watching the first season of my hero academia, for the past few hour he had been shouting at his monitor.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE VILLAINS IN THIS ANIME!" screamed the fat shit.
"Absolute shit for brains and the MC is a bitch, he always crying" frustratedly said the fat fuck, before stuffing his disgustingly fat cheeks with more takeaway, then proceeds to take a chug of the DIET coke.
"That first villain in episode one, got shat on, like why rob a bank in broad daylight, then try to kill some middle school kids??"
"What was he expecting to happen??" said the fat blob, as he questioned the sanity of the author whilst making the characters.
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Some people may wonder how he can afford to be such a massive ball of fat, the answer he can't. This Michelin man lookalike, decides to spend his paycheck on the internet and energy bills, in his dumpster of an apartment he does not have heating or gas to cook food.
After giving up on watching the rest of the My Hero Academia anime, went onto to reddit, to complain about getting zero bitches, to people who are the same size as him or fatter.
After an hour of ranting about stupid shit on reddit, the fat bastard decided to order early dinner. This was going to be his last sup'AHM' I mean takeaway before starting a healthy diet, to lose some weight.
The Fat pig continued to stuff his face with the takeaway that he bought.
And as he took the last bite of his third burger, he felt a aching pain in is chest, the pain was getting worse and worse over time. He started to feel lightheaded, and harder to breath. As he slowly suffocated from all the cholesterol and fat in his humungous body.
<It getting harder to breath> "HAAAWHAA" <I CAN'T BREATH, OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATH>
As his anxiety started to build up, he tried to stand up, but he couldn't he was just too fucking fat, that his knees would just cave in from his weight.
<FUCK> <SHIT> <FUCK FUCK FUCK>
Thought the fat dying blob, as he slowly lost his consciousness his thought become less and less coherent.
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