2 Second Chapter -

 "All Fiction! Deny a fact. Deny existence. Cancel cause and effect. I can deny my own death, then from now on, I am immortal. All Fiction!" He really just denied his death.

  "I dont want to die again. Yeah." He dont want to die again.

  He is now immortal. So easy. Damn!

(This guy got it easy. Look at countless guys chasing immortality went through and all he did was just crash his Ford Raptor into, honestly, it was only a drainage, what river. Anyway, back to the story. Immortal my ass, if no plot armor, you're jack squat.)

 "2nd...is skynet!" An arachnid spider appears on top of his hand.

"Hello Boss. Skynet at ur service." The spider spoke.

The heart of the handsome dude throbbed.

"Skynet...are u really real?"

"Real as the air, boss."

"U can joke. Ur so smart."

"Its because ur smart too boss."

"Hahaha. Thats right."

Skynet did not answer but jumps to John's shoulder. Guess Skynet found its fave place. (Lucky her.)

"My God. I have a genocidal AI. It can turn humans and animals to robots by injecting nanorobot virus that infect the body and thus recoding the DNA. Damn..I don't understand but i sound smart. Hahaha."

"More importantly, Skynet retained all its data from its universe. So no need to start over. I can freaking bring in judgement day. haha. judgement day."

"Im awesome. All Fiction can affect reality. Now robots. Hahahaha. I still got a lantern. Hahaha." He laughs madly.

(As a policeman and a lawyer, he sure knows how to laugh. He has been laughing obnoxiously in his monologues. Should we kill him in the Third Chapter? What do you think?)

 "Last but not the least....Green Lantern!" In his hand appears a literal lantern with a green flame inside it.

"Oh man....green lantern is so awesome...energy constructs from imagination...able to swim the deepest ocean cause it can withstand the pressure and able to fly to outerspace cause it can withstand spatial pressure....most of all, i can mass produce green lantern people who are qualified....and make green lantern corps. Haha. This is awesome... now..where's my ring?????? Hahahaha."

 Just as he was laughing out loud, a sudden force pulls him out.

  "What the?!!!!! Hey!!!! Who the fuck..stop!!!!!!!!!"

  Somewhere in Atlantic Ocean.

"Ha ha ha. Fuck...where am I? Im not dead again, right? shit." A super super handsome dude wakes up. He sees rustic yet shiny room .

"Where am...ahhhh...shit!!!!" The dude got a massive headache. Ocean of memories bombs his brain.

Minutes later or many minutes later, the super handsome dude wakes again.

"Fuck!!!! I time travelled to 1912 and possessed a 21 year old English Earl's son named John de Vere on board of Titanic!!!!!" Dumbfounded and speechless.

He realized something.

"John de Vere...time travel and possessed an heir apparent Earl from England?????The fuck!!!!!"

"And!!!! im on Titanic!!! Fuck fuck fuck!""

"Maybe i came here because the song in the car during the accident was My Heart Will Go On? Where's Rose? No. Where's Jack!? I want to see Leo if he got rizz more than me. Hey hey. Why am I not crying now and not begging to go home???? this is Stockholm? tsk. no..im just dumb. but im a lawyer..so dumb lawyer. haha."