Real 'Intro'

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but

I'm already here so

Here we fuckin' go

Rawr

​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)

Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor

Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe

Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky

Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me

See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy

Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)

I hope daddy likies

Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)

I be (Yeah) gettin' thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?

Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me

Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)

'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin')