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I Refuse to Join The Hero's Party (BL)

Siun lived his life on “earth” in a blur, his incoherent memories troubled him as he feels like he was just living an empty life… until one day he died in a robbery at his minimum wage job. Siun : Is this the after life? Tex : Choose, be reincarnated and help the Hero kill the Demon Lord or have your soul imprisoned and tortured for eternity? Siun : Do I really have a choice?! He is suddenly thrusted into a fantasy world, with a plethora of different fantasy races (dragons, elves, demons and many more) and a world that overflows with incredible magic. Transmigrated into the body of a peasant with a loving family, along with a floating cat named Tex as his guide, his journey is set for smooth sailing! … Or so he thought, unlike what Siun expected, he was not overpowered but instead has to work hard to survive tooth and nail everyday in a war-ridden world, unfit and unforgiving to children, with his actions having huge, deadly negative effects on the original story’s plot. Will he be able to fix plot-changing mistakes caused by his actions and fix the world, or choose to run away in fear… again? ??? : again ----------------------------------------------- COVER NOTICE : I do not own the art for the cover I found it on Pinterest, I couldn’t find the artist, but if your the artist and would like me to not use your art tell me and I will remove the artwork*

ThaiYaki · LGBT+
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95 Chs

Chp 67 : The Holy Dandruff

*muffled* "Wft ar yoo doingf?" Siun said, not fighting back at all because he was scared she might accidentally squash his face

"You said you were chosen by the gods, I doubt your power awoken at the age of 3. I don't sense much holy mana coming from you just yet, you usually get a lot once you awoken your holy powers..."

[Huh? I haven't awoken my powers? But the memory thing you said, me being a catalyst. Isn't that my holy power?]

[Tex : I don't even know this shit man- Just keep your memory related powers a secret for now, it's kind of a demonic power... you don't want her getting even more suspicious of you right?]

"So what did you find out?" Siun said finally getting up from her lap returning to his position next to her on the rock that has been broken in half

"Of course I was right, I'm never wrong! You haven't awoken your powers yet so don't delude yourself"

"Do you have any idea of what it could be? I hope god gives me a really useful power!"

"They say that the god of this world will give you the power when you turn 4, but that's just wrong. The lord holy dragon is the one who gives you the powers. The god is too busy to give you humans powers... The 'chosen ones' are actually humans with microscopic parts of lord holy dragon themselves"

"Huh? does that mean all the chosen ones are also holy dragon saints!" He said with excitement

"Huhuhu! Don't get too exited! You are more like the holy dragon dandruffs! That's basically what gives you powers! Nothing too special, but your lives are at the mercy of lord holy dragon though. They can forcefully kill you since part of their body is within you!" Doryu said with a creepy grin, obviously trying to scare Siun

"Cut it out! I have enough to worry about already!" Siun said as he was about to smack Doryu in the face, but remembered that he will probably be the one who gets hurt since her body was basically steel

[Ah stupid shit dragon! I didn't want your dandruff! Take it back! Give me back my fire and wind powers!]

[Tex : If they take it back you will immediately die, it won't be a painless one either]

[H-haha! I was joking! I'm so thankful to lord holy dragon!]

"Your power is entirely random, the holy dragon is able to do everything imaginable in this world, their power is infinite and takes all imaginable shapes and forms... you little dandruffs got a spec of their power, you guys can never have the same power as other chosen ones because all powers are one of a kind... if you are lucky you can get a really strong power that's unique only to you, or a really useless power that dosen't change your life at all" Doryu slowly nudged closer towards Siun "Here is a power you might get, there is a power that enlarges you member hehehehe, or worse, a power that shortens it! KAHAHAHA"

"AH WHAT THE FUCK? IM LITERALLY 3?!" Siun instinctively punched Doryu in the face, but all that happened was him getting injured, having his hand bleed "ARE YOU REALLY A HOLY DRAGON SAINT?" 

"HAHAHA YOUR REACTION IS PRICELESS!" Doryu said as she rolled on the floor laughing, but her crystal white robes still refuse to get dirty "it's so nice to talk to you! As you can see I'm more intelligent than other 3 year olds! So talking to kids my age makes my brain shut down! But talking with older people bores me so much... the other option is talking to princes or princesses since they are usually intelligent, but they are the usual rich kids!"

"...I should get going now, it's almost sunrise" He said as he tried to make some distance between himself and Doryu

"W-wait before you go!" Fang yelled out holding all of the ritual equipment in a hug bag that was double her size

She reached out for his hand and a warm glowing light transferred from her abdomen onto Siun's bruised hand. It instantly healed his wound

[Wow... so this is the power of Fang Raphael. She's a real holy dragon saint! Not some creepo like Doryu!]

But suddenly Doryu slapped Siun's hand away from Fang's

"Fang what are you doing?! Are you alright?!" Doryu said as she kneeled down to look at Fang's hands

gotta remind people that this is a BL by shoving in a cock joke somewhere so you guys don't forget it's a BL and that BL things will happen in the BL future when Siun grows up

Author thoughts : (◔◡◔)◞ is Siun a top or a bottom (seme or uke)

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