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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

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Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

When Li Yidao actually attached links to purchase the ritual yellow paper during the live stream, all the fans were dumbfounded!

A hundred bundles.

A hundred sheets per bundle.

And the most outrageous part was that the price was hundred yuan per bundle!

A hundred yuan for yellow paper? And it was just a small bundle of a hundred sheets?

Were the fans in the live stream room all being taken for fools?

Whoever buys this was a fool...

Hmm?

What happened?

Before some fans could even react, they found that the 100 sets of ritual yellow paper had been sold out in an instant.

What the f*ck!

This was ridiculous!

"Wow! He really added the links? He's actually selling yellow paper?"

"Hey, buddy, what are you doing? Did he add any other links? It's all sold out!"

"D*mn it! What kind of speed do you guys have? I can't even beat you after being single for thirty years."