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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Plant What Seed, Reap What Fruit (1)

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

These incidents happened quietly to different people in various cities.

All these individuals had purchased Li Yidao's yellow paper and performed special rituals to pray for their loved ones.

Without exception, a wisp of smoke would linger persistently above their tombstones, graves, or even at certain crossroads.

Each person experienced different fulfillment according to their heartfelt wishes.

For example, the man hoped his grandfather would bless the resolution of his greenhouse problem.

Another person prayed for finding a job, and yet another sought relief from an incurable illness, which miraculously turned for the better.

Similar occurrences kept unfolding, all being fulfilled in diverse ways.

Everyone was thrilled and excited beyond measure.

After all, it was the happiest moment when you could overcome your difficulties.