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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Moving Graves? Are Both the Masters Crazy?

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The morning sun shone into the dim room.

"Ding ding ding..."

Li Yidao was awakened by a series of knocking sounds.

"Who is it? Can't a person have some peace early in the morning!"

"Li Yinuo, go and see who's at the door!"

However...

After he finished shouting, he froze for a moment.

He forgot.

Li Yinuo had already left.

Staying dazed for a while, he slowly got out of bed, put on his clothes, and by the time he reached the door, three minutes had passed.

The knocking sound didn't come again.

Clearly, the person who came to see him had some manners.

He opened the door, and a slightly older man than Li Yidao stood there.

"Hello, are you Mr. Li Yidao?"

Li Yidao frowned slightly and nodded gently.

"Yes, that's me. And you?"