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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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I'll Follow You If You Keep Bullsh*ting

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Li Yidao started the live stream, the whole live stream room instantly became packed!

As soon as the live stream began, a large number of netizens started spamming the chat.

Almost everyone was asking why Qian Honghai stood at his shop's entrance.

Under the crazy barrage of comments, the live stream room's chat was continuously flashing with time-sync comments!

Li Yidao felt overwhelmed.

He had to clarify and ask everyone not to focus on this topic as it was meaningless.

But...

No one paid attention!

This left Li Yidao feeling a little helpless!

In the end, he had to resort to using a special move.

He directly issued a warning!

He would follow the person who asked this question again.

If you really wanted my following, just keep asking!

This statement immediately silenced the live stream room!

It felt like the whole screen was cleansed.

The chat was filled with a single sentence.