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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urban
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273 Chs

Brother Dao Is Going to Start a Live Stream?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Time passed in silence, and it was unknown how long had elapsed.

Perhaps the platform noticed something unusual in the live stream and cut off the signal.

Or perhaps someone had turned off the phone.

In any case, the final image froze on a terrifying face!

...

The live stream, which instantly went black, became the habitat of multiple exclamations.

Countless time-sync comments instantly flooded the screen!

The explosive intensity was indescribable.

It seemed that at this point, besides the words "holy sh*t," it was impossible to express their current state of mind.

"Brother Dao, are you still there? Are you really the reincarnation of the Grim Reaper?"

"I can't take it anymore, Brother Dao. I surrender. From now on, you are my big brother! No! You are my ancestor! I beg Brother Dao for mercy!"

"Yeah, Brother Dao! I surrender too. Please don't follow me! I don't want to die, sob..."