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*Sigh* Lei Kongming sighed in frustration. He was not a native of this world but a traveller from Earth. When he first arrived here, he thought he would become the brightest star of his generation. And in a way, he did become the brightest star of his generation, but this world also made him feel powerless. One of his earliest companions was his cousin, Lei Longwei, who stood with him throughout the journey—blocking enemies, gathering intel, and sometimes even blocking the shura field of his wives. However, Lei Longwei always lived in fear. The reason was his sister-in-law, who is Lei Longwei's wife. She is notorious for her violent personality, and her infamous golden scissors could make men cry out in terror. Those scissors were specially designed to turn men into eunuchs, and what made them even more terrifying was that they ensured that these eunuchs could never regain their ‘weapons’. Naturally, his cousin's situation wasn't the only reason which made him feel powerless. His own wife, Su Zhiyuan, who was also the head of the harem, often leaves him frustrated. She had a special hobby of inventing new things, especially pills. The last time, she invented a pill that was ‘supposed’ to eliminate the need for humans to breathe, but it turned out to be a complete failure. It was fine until now but then she dumped those millions of pills in the ocean. Well… he was still willing to pay the penalty for illegal dumping, but those stupid pills caused all the sea creatures to mutate. Then a fish revolution began, as the fish could now survive on land without water. After Knowing that his wife has caused such a big trouble, he rushed forward to calm the chaos, but then she created another pill, insisting that this was a solution. While he wondered what kind of solution it could be, he received news that her new pills could make cultivators permanently grow gills on their necks. When he asked her why she is causing another trouble, she responded, "What trouble? Now that humans have gills, they can easily live in the ocean. Everyone can migrate there, leaving the land for the fish."

ChasingSunMoon · Eastern
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Brothel

The next morning upon waking up, Lei Longwei held his head in pain and slowly rose up from the bed.

"Alcohol truly harms the body, even someone as strong as myself could be knocked unconscious."

Strictly speaking, Lei Longwei is not considered a "strong" cultivator, but that does not stop him from blowing himself up.

While looking at the sunrays coming from the window blinds, Lei Longwei slowly recalls the outrageous things that happened last night, and all the happiness of breaking through to the qi refining realm gradually disappears with the return of his memory.

"Young master, wake up! The elder is waiting for you."

The call from the maid woke Lei Longwei from his daze.

"Tell the father that I will talk to him later, I'm busy with something very important to do" 

While instructing the maid, Lei Longwei quickly puts on his clothes and rushes outside.

"Young master, wait!"

Lei Longwei ignores the call of the maid and continues to rush towards the entrance.

"Brother Lei Longwei, where are you going in such a hurry?"

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He continued to read the Black Dragon Immortal Arts and discovered that it was divided into many sections. The first section contained a cultivation technique. However, he couldn't understand the other sections.

Although he could read what was written, he couldn't grasp their meaning. It was as if some force was preventing his mind from understanding it. Not only that, he would soon forget what he had just read.

Returning to the first section of the Black Dragon Immortal Arts, which contained the cultivation technique, he realized that he could only comprehend the first two pages, which described the Qi refining chapter of the cultivation technique.

After carefully reading the Qi refining chapter, he doesn't waste any time and starts using the breathing technique to condense the wisp of Qi. This time, his Qi didn't collide with anything, and he was able to condense the Qi wisp without any problem.

Looking at the strong wisp of Qi he had condensed, he nodded in satisfaction.

Perhaps it was due to his special spiritual root, or maybe it was because his Qi had dissipated in his body hundreds of times due to collisions with the Book, but the wisp of Qi he condensed felt incredibly refined—not weaker than the Qi of those at the 1st level of the Qi Refining Realm.

As Lei Kongming was recalling how he obtained his golden finger and immortal-level cultivation technique, he noticed it was already morning. Thinking that Lei Longwei should be sobered up by now, Lei smirked and walked out of his courtyard.

After a while, he noticed Lei Longwei rushing somewhere. "Brother Lei Longwei, where are you going in such a hurry?"

Lei Kongming stopped Lei Longwei with a smug smile on his face while thinking, 'Brothers who don't first laugh at each other's misfortunes are not true brothers.'

Of course, it is restricted to little problems like yesterday's engagement. Despite Ye Qingqing having a somewhat aggressive personality, she is beautiful.

In terms of strength, she can be considered among the top three in the younger generation and the number one female cultivator of Xiangyun City.

Regarding her background, she is the only daughter of the city lord. Overall, it can be said that she is a perfect match for the Lei clan.

"Eh? Brother Kongming, come with me quickly, I will take you to a fun place," said Lei Longwei with a kind Buddha-like smile on his face.

"Oh? Sure, Brother Long, let's go. I was also going out to relax."

Seeing the Buddha-like smile on Lei Longwei's face, Lei Kongming knew he didn't have any good intentions, especially after yesterday's incident.

Perhaps he would be used as a shield, but the desire to watch my good brother's joke overcame his reasoning and led him to take the risk.

Both of them mobilize their cultivation as they rush into the distance.

"By the way, Brother Long, why don't we take the carriage?" asked Lei Kongming, acting confused to make the upcoming drama more realistic.

'Of course, it's not to get caught before even causing the trouble.' thought Lei Longwei but obviously can't say this.

"It will be faster to go there on foot with our cultivation than to take the carriage inside the city due to traffic."

"Oh, Brother Long, wait a minute," said Lei Kongming as he stopped running.

He pulled out a golden-colored item and said, "Brother Long, take this. This is a congratulatory gift for your engagement from me."

Upon hearing about the congratulatory gift, Lei Longwei's face darkened as it reminded him of yesterday evening when he was happily accepting congratulatory gifts. However, he still accepted Lei Kongming's gift to take a look.

"What is this?" asked Lei Longwei in confusion.

Lei Longwei looked at the two triangle-shaped metals connected to each other and was unable to figure out any use of them.

"It is a men's underwear made of high-quality 1st-grade metal. I like to call it 'Briefs.' It will help protect your 'little brother' from Sister Qing's anger. It took me a long time to think of a good gift for you. How is it, Brother Long? Do you like it?"

Seeing the smile on Lei Kongming's face, Lei Longwei quickly takes a deep breath to calm his anger and without saying a word, he pulls Lei Kongming forward to continue moving.

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"Brother Long, are you sure this is the fun place you just mentioned?" asked Lei Kongming as he observed the stream of people leaving.

Most of them are wearing masks, and some are even accompanied by girls dressed in revealing clothes to bid farewell. We don't even need to guess that this place is a brothel.

"Don't worry Brother Kong, come with me. Today your brother will help you become a man," Lei Longwei said as he continued moving towards the entrance while talking to Lei Kongming.

"Lei Longwei! Are you stupid!"

Lei Kongming quickly caught up to Lei Longwei and tried to pull him back, but Lei Longwei shook him away.

"Brother Kong, I know you are trying to stop me for my own good, but I have no other choice. I don't want to marry that female Tyrannosaurus and endure beatings for the rest of my life.

Visiting a place like a brothel right after getting engaged will only cause the city lord to view me in a negative light and probably cancel the engagement."

Lei Longwei continues to move forward while explaining his "difficulties" with the expression as if he is going to sacrifice his life for the country while thinking, 'Brother Kong, Brother Kong! Quickly stop me. What are you waiting for? Stop me! How can I drag you into trouble and lighten my punishment by the clan if you stay still like a fool?'

"Brother Long-"

"Don't stop me, Brother Kong. I know about the clan rules, but I have already broken through to the 8th realm of Qi refining. At most, the elders will break my two legs, not the third one."

"Brother Long-"

"Don't stop me pleas-"

"Stupid! I want to say that it is morning. Who visits the brothel at this time? They will only serve tea at this moment, all the girls are probably sleeping. Aside from some ugly or old ones, you will not find anyone else."

Upon hearing this, Lei Longwei froze in his place with his leg still raised upwards.

Looking at Lei Longwei, who was standing still like a gambler who had lost his underwear, Lei Kongming suddenly felt a little bad for his good brother and moved forward to hold him.