[Dammit! You are finally back! What took you so long to come? What? Did you find a good lady and spend time with her or what?]
This foul mouthed jumper… He would never grow up!
Lady? What did he take me for? A sexy lunatic or what?
[Just stop such nonsense and tell me the updates of the war]
[War? It ended a long time ago. What? Do you think I'm incapable and lazy as you? Humph! It didn't take more than a month!]
[Month?!!] the corner of my mouth twitched, [Didn't you have the upper hand? The element of surprise? The support from many? What went wrong? Don't hide it, sooner or later I'll get to know everything… Wait, how much of my strength are left?]
This damn crazy dude always had the habit of shattering my armies into nothing once he took control. This was something that became a taboo and a stain that stuck with his reputation.
[This… Don't try to change the subject! You are too late and here you are questioning me about such useless things!]