My Land Is In Danger
"I'm taking this piece of land of yours," I waved my glaive high in the air a couple of times, "surrender or fight, it's up to you."
"How about this… I help you take all the land around me in exchange for leaving me alone?"
"Help me… How?" I laughed, "don't dream about showing me around and act as my tour guide. I don't need such help."
"I didn't mean that."
"Adding your army to mine won't help either. I can simply take your head and that army will be mine."
"I didn't mean that either," he shook his head before suddenly giving me such grand news, "lots of lords here already grew aware of your presence and movement. They said you left your territory unwatched, unguarded, without a single defensive building or troops. Only a giant weak looking behemoth stood there in watch."
"And?" I could already expect what he was trying to say.
"Most of them led their forces and are heading towards your land as we speak. I can show you around and make you take their lands."