A wild Dio appears!(updated)

As I was about to leave home to go to school, I saw something weird to say the least. As the news played in my living room from my Mom leaving it on before she went to work, the news report was a weird one.

"Today, we have reports of a man flying with a truck in hand." The reporter said, and as it changed from the reporter to a video, I saw the flying man was, Dio?

"Man, this year just keeps getting weirder and weirder." I mumble to myself before leaving my apartment.

Walking on the street, earbuds in while listening to music, I casually walk, trying to cross the street, not noticing a wild Dio with a truck coming at me from the sky.

"Your fate was sealed, when I, DIO, looked upon you!" The wild Dio said as I appeared in a weird space type place.

'Didn't know Dio and Truck-kun were doing a free reincarnation sale, though it hurt like hell, it's whatever.' I thought to myself briefly before focusing on the wild Dio.

"Yeah, well is this going as how I assume it is?" I asked.

"Yes!" Dio said before turning into a little kid, completely confusing me.

"Hahaha! You should've see your face!"He exclaimed laughing, finally calming down, he introduces himself.

"Hey, you can call me ROB, and sorry for messing with you, I just haven't had a good laugh in a while, but anyways you get to have 3 wishes, you know, the norm." ROB explained, deciding not to question his appearance, I focus more on my future, specifically the future I'll build with my wishes.

"Ok! For my first wish, I want to be to choose where, when, and who I reincarnate or transmigrate as while anyone from the entire multiverse is available to reincarnate or transmigrate as." I said clearly.

"Sure, next wish?" Rob inquired.

"To make the next wish I need use my first wish." I explained to him.

"Sure, shoot." He said while floating upside down while sucking on a lollipop. Deciding not to question it, I use my wish.

"I want to reincarnate as Sakuta Azugawa from Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai." I said, and though I haven't seen the movie, I should be fine with one of my wishes, and I noticed a bit of an annoyed look on his face but it disappeared as soon as it appeared.

"Next?"

"I want you to max out everything about his body and you know exactly by max out so no weird things!" I stated.

"Fine, take it as payment for messing with you I guess, last wish?"

"The ability to copy any adolescent syndrome so I can use it at any point but also have complete control over any adolescent syndrome even if it's not one I willed to use." I clearly explained my wish since from his previous reactions he seems like a troll.

"You're no fun, you know that right?" Rob rhetorically questioned.

"*sigh*Whatever, off you go." And with a wave, I disappeared, missing a mischievous smile on his face.

"You want to live peacefully right? Get ready for a rollercoaster instead!" The ROB laughed evilly, not fitting his stature and making him just seem like a cute chunibyo kid with his little body.

(16 Years Later)

Waking up, I look at the date and realized, it's finally the day! May 6, the day I should see Mai at the bookstore! Now how do I remember this so well? It's because when I asked ROB to max out my body, he kinda went overboard, like for one, god like looks, eidetic memory, along with a lot of other things, which I'll touch on later, but while the eidetic memory is good, it will never take away the memory of hearing my paren-... No, those memory's are too painful.

Moving on, let me give a rundown of my life till now, for one, I became an actor, which led me to actually being friends with Mai, though we haven't talked in a while, seems like the thing with her mother made her want to cut ties with me too, but I also decided to quit my acting career, after all I got decent money and my original goal was complete, to become friends with Mai. Also, something that should be quickly added, a few years back, I remember I felt a weird itch, like one you couldn't scratch, except I could, so I did, and that's how I got my first adolescent syndrome ability, time travel, and after controlling it to stop affecting the world, time went back a few minutes, surprising me, since if I didn't stop it I would be living in the future technically.

Continuing with my life story though, I didn't let Kaede suffer like she did before, which also resulted in me never getting those scratch marks on me. Also, it's not like she actually did suffer, having an actor of a brother influences people more than I expected, so she didn't get bullied like cannon which I was happy for cause I grew attached to her, how couldn't I after spending years with her? Though, when I announced I wanted to live on my own, Kaede still followed me, saying she only had fake friends except one, Kotomi Kano I remember her name being, so after a lot of discussing with our parents, we could live on our own.

Lifting myself and sitting on the edge of my bed, I stretch while yawning, rubbing my eyes, I check my phone, but I see this weird app. It being nameless, along with the fact I never downloaded a new app recently, curiosity took over me, so I click on it, before the screen went all black and a holographic one appears in front of me instead.

[Dimensional Group Chat activated]

It said, and I start to think back to the ROB, and in english.

"Fuck you asshole!"