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"have you ever shoved an egg up your ass, do you think it would cook in there... the real question is if the egg did cook inside your ass and you ate it after would it taste like your ass or an egg... do I want to know what my ass taste like... do I..... oh shit your probably gone at this point arnt you..... would you stick an egg up your ass.... do our have an ass.... I bet it's thicccer than mine.... you could probably shove like 13 eggs in there while my ass could probably only fit 2. fuk you for having a bigger ass than me. you know what FUK IT come out MOTHERFUKER let's go. square up I swear I will beat you back into hell even tho I'm an ATHEIST. who ever wins has the bigger ass" -me doing my makeup this morning talking to the demon under my bed