I Got Reincarnated into High School DXD, and It’s Not Going Wel

So, let me set the scene for you. I was just minding my own business, crossing the street, thinking about how I forgot to grab that limited-edition figure from the store, when—BAM—truck. You know how it goes, right? Classic isekai setup. Except this time, I didn't want it.

I wake up in this weird, otherworldly place. You know, the kind that just screams, "Welcome to the afterlife, we hope you enjoy your stay." But instead of some grim reaper with a scythe, I'm standing in front of this shining, divine being—God, probably. Not sure why, but it just felt like that. Anyway, God gives me two choices: reincarnate or just… vanish. Like, poof. Gone. Forever.

"Uh, can't I just go to heaven and chill?" I ask. Because, you know, if there's an option to just relax for eternity, I'm all for it.

But no. God shuts that down immediately. Heaven's apparently off the table. It's reincarnate or disappear into nothingness. So yeah, that wasn't much of a choice, was it?

I figure, "Alright, fine. Let's do this reincarnation thing." God asks me what kind of world I want to go to. And without even thinking, I blurt out, "High School DXD!" Look, I'm a guy. I've seen the show. It's a no-brainer, right? A world full of devils, angels, and… well, you know. Seems like a fun time.

Then God asks what system I want. I panic for a second. System? Uh, right. In every isekai, the protagonist gets some OP system to help them along. I'd been binge-reading sign-in system novels recently, so I say that. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

But here's where it all goes downhill.

God never asked me who I wanted to be. Nope, he just dropped me into the body of Riser Phoenix. Riser freakin' Phoenix. If you've watched the show, you know. If you haven't, well, let's just say he's the sleaziest guy in the series, and the last person you'd want to be. Worst of all? I'm not just Riser; I've been dropped into the middle of his wedding.

Yeah, that wedding. You know, the one where he's about to marry Rias Gremory, one of the most powerful and beautiful women in the whole show. And right in front of me is Rias herself. Gorgeous, but also pissed. Very pissed.

Before I can even process what's happening, I hear some idiot yelling, "Rias Gremory's virginity is mine!" And the doors slam open. Oh, great. Just perfect. It's Issei.

Now, if you don't know Issei, he's the guy who's supposed to be the main character of the show. Super pervy but also super powerful, especially later on. And here I am, stuck in the body of the guy he's about to fight. I'm supposed to be the villain in this scenario. Fantastic.

Honestly, I'm just trying not to get a headache. Like, how did my life go from normal, boring guy to this in the span of… what, a few minutes?

So, Issei's there, all fired up and ready to throw hands. Rias is staring daggers at me like I'm some kind of creep—which, okay, Riser is a creep, but that's not the point. And me? I'm just standing there, wishing I could be literally anywhere else. Because let me tell you, getting reincarnated into an anime world is not all it's cracked up to be.

I don't even get to enjoy the cool powers or the sign-in system or anything. Nope. I get thrown right into the worst possible moment, as the worst possible character. And now I have to figure out how to get out of this mess without getting fried by Issei's overpowered dragon energy or ending up as Rias's mortal enemy.

Welcome to my new life. Reincarnated as the worst guy in High School DXD.

This is gonna suck, isn't it?Title: I Got Reincarnated into High School DXD, and It's Not Going Well

So, let me set the scene for you. I was just minding my own business, crossing the street, thinking about how I forgot to grab that limited-edition figure from the store, when—BAM—truck. You know how it goes, right? Classic isekai setup. Except this time, I didn't want it.

I wake up in this weird, otherworldly place. You know, the kind that just screams, "Welcome to the afterlife, we hope you enjoy your stay." But instead of some grim reaper with a scythe, I'm standing in front of this shining, divine being—God, probably. Not sure why, but it just felt like that. Anyway, God gives me two choices: reincarnate or just… vanish. Like, poof. Gone. Forever.

"Uh, can't I just go to heaven and chill?" I ask. Because, you know, if there's an option to just relax for eternity, I'm all for it.

But no. God shuts that down immediately. Heaven's apparently off the table. It's reincarnate or disappear into nothingness. So yeah, that wasn't much of a choice, was it?

I figure, "Alright, fine. Let's do this reincarnation thing." God asks me what kind of world I want to go to. And without even thinking, I blurt out, "High School DXD!" Look, I'm a guy. I've seen the show. It's a no-brainer, right? A world full of devils, angels, and… well, you know. Seems like a fun time.

Then God asks what system I want. I panic for a second. System? Uh, right. In every isekai, the protagonist gets some OP system to help them along. I'd been binge-reading sign-in system novels recently, so I say that. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

But here's where it all goes downhill.

God never asked me who I wanted to be. Nope, he just dropped me into the body of Riser Phoenix. Riser freakin' Phoenix. If you've watched the show, you know. If you haven't, well, let's just say he's the sleaziest guy in the series, and the last person you'd want to be. Worst of all? I'm not just Riser; I've been dropped into the middle of his wedding.

Yeah, that wedding. You know, the one where he's about to marry Rias Gremory, one of the most powerful and beautiful women in the whole show. And right in front of me is Rias herself. Gorgeous, but also pissed. Very pissed.

Before I can even process what's happening, I hear some idiot yelling, "Rias Gremory's virginity is mine!" And the doors slam open. Oh, great. Just perfect. It's Issei.

Now, if you don't know Issei, he's the guy who's supposed to be the main character of the show. Super pervy but also super powerful, especially later on. And here I am, stuck in the body of the guy he's about to fight. I'm supposed to be the villain in this scenario. Fantastic.

Honestly, I'm just trying not to get a headache. Like, how did my life go from normal, boring guy to this in the span of… what, a few minutes?

So, Issei's there, all fired up and ready to throw hands. Rias is staring daggers at me like I'm some kind of creep—which, okay, Riser is a creep, but that's not the point. And me? I'm just standing there, wishing I could be literally anywhere else. Because let me tell you, getting reincarnated into an anime world is not all it's cracked up to be.

I don't even get to enjoy the cool powers or the sign-in system or anything. Nope. I get thrown right into the worst possible moment, as the worst possible character. And now I have to figure out how to get out of this mess without getting fried by Issei's overpowered dragon energy or ending up as Rias's mortal enemy.

Welcome to my new life. Reincarnated as the worst guy in High School DXD.

This is gonna suck, isn't it?