prologue: student debt ain't shit compared Truck kun

The day was like another I was heading to class listening to my favorite anime ost known as Shrek by Harry Gregson - Williams and John Powell, I was being a total doomer thinking about my crippling depression and student loan debt, the only thing that kept me something close to sane was the funny green man and his donkey buddy, but thanks to my choice of outfit today I tempted fate that outfit was a hoody and sweatpants, my meeting with truck kun was all but guaranteed, until it was 100% guaranteed because I got hit by a truck with no driver that had an evil aura that saved me from the evil loan company.

The feeling of viscuss innereds surrounded my entire being, yes I know what they feel like, getting in them guts was the one worth while thing I did in my past life the usual white blurry light that is a staple of the reincarnation isekai genre was now in sight but there was no moaning or screaming just the sound of a grown man cheering for his wife, who was apparently arm wrestling doctor, "thats right wifey kick his ass!!!" The man cheered, as pop, I was free and thud I hit a surface that felt like mud, I got on all fours as my eyes adjusted I could see my mother arm wrestling what looked to be giant, and she was wnning, then again my belly button was still connected to her, some how my parents didn't even show up for my birth sounds like a familiar backstory.

My mom beat the giant and yelled, "I just beat the strongest giant you men ain't shit!!!" before I tugged my umbilical cord and she realized that she had and infant starring up her skirt, "Oh I guess my son was born today too, am I badass or what?," she asked the crowd that had formed around her, before the giant cut my cord and my mom picked me up.

"You will be the strongest kid around," my mom said, as I realized she had to poity horns sprouting from her forehead she looked human enough besides the horns, as I noticed this stuff she continued,"your name shall be Yujiro Hamna."