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I don't want to get isekai-ed!

Tired of isekai? Tired of always having an op protagonist for no reason? Tired of harems? In this story We follow our protagonist as he slowly understands that God is trying to isekai him, will he survive? Will he die? Only God knows ✨Teehee✨

Sumi_Joji · Fantasy
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39 Chs

To survive in a tyrannical world

-I DON'T WANT TO GET ISEKAI-ED!

The mysterious voice proclaimed in an awkward voice after hearing me scream

[[Calm down... I'm here to help you survive]]

The mysterious voice sounded... Cosmic?

Ignoring the "cosmic" quality the voice had I sarcastically proclaimed

-Ah, so fighting against god's will is something you are used to

[[Well, aren't you a good guesser? I've developed a system to give to you so that you can.. Survive]]

'System? Could it be like the systems from the off-brand Manga? Good guesser? Is that even how you are supposed to say it?'

-System? Like those super powerful systems that use random stuff to empower the user without needing to do much? Like using money to make my body stronger or something like that

The mysterious voice took a second before talking again

[[I call it a system but its more of a guide...

It's a guide to survive basically, this is the real world boy, miracles like strengthening your body without doing anything don't exist. Anyway you'll understand more about the "System" once you get it]]

[[It seems you developed the 'Sacrifice backpack' technique, pretty good for a mortal technique, it helps you survive death just by sacrificing your backpack]]

-The what technique?! Not my backpack againn

The mysterious voice continued to speak

[[Well, my time is limited so I'll cut to the chace , to get the system you have to...]]

*all might face* [[eat this]] *refering to the strange crystal*

Ignoring the b*ku no h*ro reference I asked a question with a straight face

-By the way, I never got your name

[[Oh, apologies, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm-]]

The voice cut short right before introducing itself

'it did say that it was limited in time, maybe this was what it meant, will I meet this person in the future?'

-Anyway, survival comes first, questions later! Time to dig in

I suddenly remembered all the memories of reading system manga and quickly asked myself before consuming the crystal

'Is this the point where I pass through unimaginable pain to integrate the system?'

'fuck it' ~crunch~crunch~Gulp~

-Mmmm, tastes like chicken

(*whatever the system says is [like this]  *)

[Useless struggle system successfully integrated]

I looked at the floating text bemused

'to think this was the system's name...'

-...

-I will totally not survive this, how does this work? Will I get a tutorial?

System message

[Initiate tutorial?]

Surprised that the system responded to my thoughts I answered

-Yes please

[You'll get instructions on how to get stronger, complete said instructions and get rewards, like technic manuals, pill recipes, talisman creation methods, things along those lines]

-The fuck, that was the tutorial? And aren't we in Japan? Why cultivation? Why not magic? Well I'm not complaining I always wanted to be a cultivator

[To counter a God, you would have to use a power that isn't his]

-wait God is a mage? How does that even work? Wait more importantly mages exist?

[To become a mage an entity must remain pure untill 30 years of its life pass. Access to children shouldn't be granted to such individuals as their will is unpredictable]

-Holy shit... Earth is governed by a fucking virgin.

As soon as I uttered those words a lightning strike fell near my house

'weird, I could have sworn it was sunny today, how did it change so quickly'

-OH SHI-, I GOTTA GO EAT WITH MOTHER

~*SWUSHH SCENE CHANGE*~

~kitchen table~

Mother took a serious look and asked

-How was your day young one

-Pretty bad if you take into account that the ruined backpack I brought home is a brand new one.

Mothers look intensified and she started speaking

-You know...

I got anxious

'what could she possibly say?'

-There's a sale going on! On a bunch of groceries, spices and things like that that I want, I'll have you buy them tomorrow, ISN'T THAT AMAZING!?!

'I GOT ANXIOUS OVER A SALE?'

-I understand, give me the list I'll pick them up tomorrow

-Yayyy, thank you Keishuke

She kissed him on the cheek

They then began eating the dinner Mama prepared (Mama referring to this woman right here, Keishuke's mom)

-'Useless struggle System, what should I do to get stronger?'

[100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and a 10 kilometer run.

Reward : Basic Cultivation technic

Warning : After getting the Basic cultivation technic, you should immediately start studying it as the blood and Qi in your body will be high, due to all the exercise you did previous to your reward]

~spits drink surprised face~

-Why is it always referances?

After the well prepared meal Fujima went outside, the sun already set, the city felt peaceful and serene

-I guess I'll start now, I won't do 100 push-ups in one go, I won't be able to, how about doing a set of 20 for every exercise? Yep, not that hard

*completes the exercises like a boss*

-the only thing left is the 10 kilometre run, easy, I'll run to a shrine or sth

~after the 10km run~

~huff huff~ ~puff puff~

-that was more tiring than I thought, anyway, REWARDSSSS!

[...]

[Congratulations, you did a basic exercise, here is your reward the Basic Cultivation Technique, sadly, I won't be transferring knowledge to your head or giving you a book, you'll have to read and learn it digitally though the system]

[(Basic cultivation technique/Basic breathing technique)

In order to gather the Qi scattered in your body you have to imagine the Qi being absorbed through your meridians and then slowly going into your dantian through your meridians

All while chanting in your mind the 'basic mantra'

Of the technique which is "attribute attribute go away, please come back another day"

This will make the Qi you gather attributeless but also make you able to transform it to any attribute that you require.

There are multiple levels of proficiency that you can reach with this technique as you use and comprehend it, this also applies to all other types of techniques, be sure to keep studying it to reach the pinnacle.

You start at 1 🌟star in your proficiency]

After reading the Basic Cultivation Technique Keishuke understood some basic principles of the way of the Dao and cultivation

Soon after he started gathering all the Qi he accumulated into his dantian along with the spiritual Qi that naturally existed around the shrine

-This is easier than I thought

After he finished Gathering Qi

-so what I'm getting for now is that, this technique is going to get me all the way to Qi condensation realm, then I'd have to learn a new one, I'll have to go through Qi Gathering, Qi condensation and after that I'll be able to establish my foundation, normal everyday stuff, I've already gathered 3 tenths of Qi needed to pass the Qi Gathering realm

[Considering your fast understanding of the basic cultivation technique, the system has decided to reward you with a basic fist technique, this is considered a hidden reward]

-Wow! A hidden reward? Does this mean its going to be a super strong technique even though its called basic?

[Eventually you would have gotten this technique through time, the only reason it's called a hidden reward is because you got it before the normal time you were supposed to have it]

[The basic fist technique consists of 7  moves, these moves use True Qi, but considering you are still at Qi Gathering you won't be able to use True Qi, you'll have to just use your body's strength for now,]

Fujima felt rejuvenated rather than tired thanks to his breathing technique and thuss decided rather quickly to instead of going to sleep to...

-I'll practice this basic fist technique all night and then use The basic breathing technique to "recharge" myself in a loop untill morning!

'I hope this doesn't get boring'