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Hey, I’m Helping

It's been six years since Dante met Yasaka and Azazel. Since then he had had dealings with both the devils and fallen angels. Neither minded the alcohol going to the other and Dante's actions may have pushed forward the peace talks between the three factions, but the angels are still on the fence and a lot of anti-peace higher ups from both factions are holding it back.

It doesn't matter though, Issei is finally fifteen and now it's time for him to attend kuoh academy. Dante looked into it and was trying his best to make sure the story progresses in the right direction for the optimal growth of Issei.

Dante considered Issei to be a sort of student of his. Throughout the years he would meet him and he would instruct him on the true path of a harem king. The path was simple and can be summarised in 'quality over quantity'. Dante taught him to feel with his heart and not his dick, whether or not the person has enough love in them for him to add them to his harem.

*Flashback*

"But I thought having hundreds of girls is the true embodiment of a harem king" young Issei spoke in horror, as if everything he knew was a lie

*BAM*

Dante hit Issei on his head with his fist "Idiot, how many dicks do you have to satisfy all of them?" he asked him "besides, I have two girls with me right now that are worth more than an entire world of Aphrodite's daughters" Dante explained "a true harem should never be based on lust, it should be based on love" Dante said as he got up

"Love is after all the only form of insanity acceptable"

"…"

[Sending this to Tsunade and Kaguya] came Solo's voice

"What? No wait" Dante said panicking

*End flashback*

Dante chuckled as he remembered the thanks he got from the girls that night. It was as if any and all doubt left in Tsunade and Kaguya about him was gone.

He still got Solomon back by willing him to not be able to not answer a question directed at him or to lie for an entire week. It was a fun week, and Solo also got a nice couple thanks from his girls.

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Dante was in his office doing some paperwork for a new type of alcohol he developed called wolf wine as it is made from the Chinese wolfberries, Goji. It increases the empathic abilities of the drinker for the duration of the drinker as long as they are under its effect, thus strengthening the 'pack' so to speak.

As he was about to be done Solo contacted him [Hey Dante, it's done]

"Great, let's go see how my student is doing" Dante concluded

What Dante did was letting the story progress until the peace talks meeting between the three factions, the ensuing trouble caused by Issei till then will give Dante an excuse to go to kuoh and 'stick his nose in' as Issei is his student.

It'll also establish Issei's image and efforts as an individual separate from himself as a well-known merchant who has a Satan's ear.

"I haven't seen him in a while anyway" Dante concluded

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At kuoh academy, the current leaders of the three factions are sitting down for the peace talks and have just finisher viewing the events of what occurred during Kokabiel's attack and were in the process of discussing it "let's talk while having a drink of this" Serafall Leviathan began "Dante gave it to me, he called it Wolf Wine. It is supposed to help the people communicate better" she concluded in a cheery manner

Azazel and Sirzechs immediately perked up as they both knew of the greatness that is Inoki's alcohol "though I don't mind the occasional drink, I hardly believe this is the time" Michael, the leader of the angel faction began, much to the incredulity of most present, except for the angels

"Wait, have you ever drunk Inoki brand alcohol?" Azazel asked. When he received a negative he called two bottles out of nowhere "tonight my friend you'll learn" he concluded with Sirzechs and Serafall nodding along much to the embarrassment and of their siblings.

The cause for this light-heartedness is Dante. After establishing himself Dante called both Sirzechs and Azazel to a party he was having, where he would serve 1000 years old variant of the winter whiskey which he created, called the Eternal Winter Whiskey.

At first they were full on formal, or however formal Azazel can be. That changed after they drank from the whisky. The 'normal' Winter Whisky makes the person drinking it feel relaxed. Unlike the Serene Sake which clears your thoughts and brings you serenity, the Winter Whiskey simply relaxes the drinker and relieves their muscle aches.

Tsunade helped make the whisky and loved it so much, she asked Dante to make a seal and rune formation that has the Laws of time and frost in them in a room. She then proceeded to place some barrels in that room to create The Eternal Winter Whisky. The difference between the two whiskeys is besides the amount of magic in them, is that the upgraded version amplifies that and instead of only relaxing the drinker it relaxes those perceiving the drinker as well.

This combined with the love they share for good alcohol; created an unusual friendship that intern lowered the hostilities between the factions.

"please refrain from drinking till after the talks Sirzechs-sama" came the smooth and cold voice of Grafya much to the disappointment of Lucifer and Azazel.

Just before either could complain, a teleportation circle appeared in the middle of the room "greetings Sirzechs, Serafall" said the woman as she appeared

The three factions had a lot less heat between them and so, they did not bring their forces with them, though they did create a barrier. This means whoever can just teleport in is very powerful.

"Katerea Leviathan. Why are you here?" Serafall asked, without answering she simply attacked using her magic, causing a massive explosion. The debris from the blast flew towards the meeting table and broke the bottles Azazel brought out

"My precious" he shouts

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*A few minutes earlier*

"Why hasn't the attack commenced yet?" Katarea complained

"We don't know what happened but we can't communicate with the team that went to capture the Halfling" one of the magicians answered

"To hell with this" she said in frustration "they didn't bring anyone with them, just attack"

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In another room Shuri, as Rias's Rook was protecting Gasper when she felt someone familiar yet not coming "who's there?" she said with as much authority as she can conjure

"Hey Shuri, it's been a while" said a man as he casually entered the O.R.C room while floating some unconscious people behind him

Shuri was confused by his presence "why are you here, Dante?"

I hate that DxD is an amazing shonen/ecchi anime that always comes out with the perfect ending, because it’s difficult to write about it… I mean what do I need to fix?

Yes, I’m bitching that the only thing to do in DxD is get girls

Song of the chap

Pigeon John - "The Bomb"

And about to blow up

Peace

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