6 Fist 6

I Cast Fist

Chapter 6

By: BigToFu

Shadow clone #3

Healer Sébastien Wild

Rolling my eyes as the others vacated the air, I flew over to the closest Manhattan General hospital before landing lightly in front of the emergency entrance. Looking over and noticing a nurse on her smoke break I gave her a shake of the head.

*tut*tut*

Brought my hands together as a glowing green magical circle formed while I put on a show for those in the lobby along with the other nurses working the desk. I didn't even need to think hard about what I needed to envision as I knew all of what cigarettes did to the human body. The green spell circle ran from behind the nurse through her front as if it was scanning over her body.

As the spell circle came out on the other side of her body it was filled with gunk and tar in the shape of her lungs. With a shake of my head, I gave another *tut*tut* before balling up the gunk and vanishing the nasty thing while everyone watched. Then I turned my attention back to the nurse who had wide eyes, her chest heaving while she took in a large lungful of air.

Pretty sure this has been the first time in a mighty long time since she last had a good breath. With a nod of my head, I bid her a good day before walking through the automatic sliding doors of the hospital. The people gathered around the door parted like Moses and the sea allowing me to walk up to the counter. One of the nurses had a phone to her ear and the other had a stunned look on her face. With my awareness spell active, I tracked the nurse I helped run along the side and go through double doors marked staff only.

Smiling at the nurse behind the counter, I gave my best roguish smirk as I leaned forward a little. "Afternoon, Sébastien Wild, here for the Chief Physician. Thought you guys might need some Avengers help."

Then I pulled out my official Avengers badge because I knew we had been all over the TV within the last 72 hours and it wasn't going to stop anytime soon. The two nurses shared a look as the one on the phone gulped.

"Hmm, do you mind signing in," the one I was talking with squeaked, I read her name tag, Samantha.

Shrugging my shoulders, I flicked a finger toward the check-in log. Flowing purple light left my fingertips and scrawled my name with an elegant script on the paper. "I don't mind at all."

Looking around with a smile on my face, I took a seat a little to the right and three rows back while pretending that no one was looking at me all along. Folding one leg over the other, I pulled out my Avengers card and made a show of stretching it out and flipping pages like a book as I read the updates of the day shared amongst all the Shadow-Clones.

*GIGGLE*

Looking up, I noticed one of the kids, well a baby actually standing up in the stroller and watching me with a smile on her face. Looking over at the parents, the mom looked a little embarrassed while her father was watching like a hawk. With a raised brow, I gave the dad a nod of the head and then put away my copy of the Avengers Card after being finished with it.

*CLAP*

Illusionary flickers of butterflies sprang out from the contact of my hands along with gasps of those still watching me and pretending that they weren't. Hundreds of illusionary butterflies flickered in and out of reality as the kid smiled, giggled, and clapped her way playing with the magic. The crying inside of the lobby changed to laughter as other kids got into it, and because I was doing my good deed of the day. Some life energy infused into the creations and gave out a minor dose of healing, but they wouldn't notice it now. This went on for another three minutes before I noticed the Chief Physician speed-walking through a set of double doors. He stopped with widening eyes at the sight of magic. Then he reorientated himself and speed walked over toward my location.

Standing up and meeting him halfway, I threw on a smile as I outstretched a hand to shake, "Sebastian Wild, code name Archimedes of the Avengers, Thank you for meeting me today."

"Ahh, yes, where are my manners, Richard Webber, M.D" The man Dr. Webber introduced himself as he took my hand for a shake.

Then I made a hand motion towards the side, "This is rather important do you mind?"

Dr. Webber noticed the motion and shook his head, "Ohh, no, I don't."

We both walked to the side and then I put up a minor privacy ward around us that made sure no sound went out and blurred our lips.

"So what is it you would like to talk about, ohh no, is there going to be another attack?" The Good Doctor pushed and I could see a little panic on his face.

With a shake of my head, I raised my hand to make calming motions, "No Doc, I came to offer my help, preferably by starting with the children's ward and then working my way to the rest." I stated to Dr. Webber with a small chuckle as he stopped looking so panicked.

He blinked at me, "I didn't know you had your doctorate?"

With a shake of my head, I brought up a projected image of the healings I could perform as I had already tested them with my main body. "Dr. Webber, I can heal anything short of full death and a coma," I replied with conviction as he looked over the images. "I'm also aware of how all beds are currently occupied due to the invasion a few days ago. I've only just had time to come and offer my assistance."

No way I was going to tell him the original took a day to play with his magic crafting things and spending his night shaking the big milker vampire mommy.

Dr. Webber blinked at me before tilting his head in confusion, "Why can't you do anything about coma's?"

I shook my head, "The human mind, not the brain, is a very complex thing, and trying to put a person's psyche back together is no simple feat."

The man gave a nod of the head, thought about things for a bit, then made a hand motion for me to follow him. Following along, I waited until we were through the double doors and on the elevator before pulling off my cloak. Then with a twirl and wave of the hand, I was now in doctor scrubs along with a classic loose-fit overcoat, of course, had to keep the badass coat theme going.

He looked at me, raised a brow then pushed a button, "You wanted to start in the children's ward first, correct?"

"Yes, so joy for the terminally ill should be a nice start to our long day," I replied, then got ready for another quick change.

"And you don't mind if we examine and ask questions along the way?" Dr. Webber asked as the elevators dinged and let us out into the pediatrician part of the hospital.

"Not at all, as long as we can get consent from the parents, I have plans to heal everyone today before I move onto the next hospital," I replied with a nod of my head as we stepped off the elevator.

Dr. Webber smiled at me, "Than can be arranged." Then led us to the nursing station.

From there, things rapidly progressed and I was all smiles standing before a door that would lead into the children's cancer ward.

"Nerves?" A nurse asked as she watch me try and get in the zone.

With a shake of my head, I forced down the chills since I could feel the sickness in the air, it was clawing to my senses. It felt like the mucus in the back of my throat that just won't come out sliding down my back. Okay, fuck that, a hard shake of the head dismissed those thoughts before I spun on the balls of my feet.

My clothes shifted and transmuted into red and white, my hair changed along with a beard growing from my face snow white in color. My belly grew rotund along with a tint of rose along my cheeks and nose. Happy with my holly jolly appearance in the window, I then conjured myself a sack and expanded the internals of it so I could comically reach in for gifts while crafting magical healing presents for each kid. Then once I was certain I was ready, I fully ignored the nurse since this was only the first stop of the day and kicked the double swing doors in. My steps even carried snowfall and the smell of cookies along with the fresh mint of candy canes.

"HO-HO-HO!"

Excited gasps rang through the room and I could see stars in the eyes of the kids as I stepped up into the air and started to glide around on snowflakes. Yeah, magic was busted and I would have it no other way.

Shadow clone #27

Cleptomaniac Sebastian Wild

Looking around the AIMS lab, I let out a manic giggle as I looked over rows upon rows of Extremis vials filled with that crazy exploding people fluid. Ohh who was I kidding, I wanted a sample of it all, and that's exactly what I did, I even took blood samples of those still going through the change. Since I wasn't a total asshole, I stabilized a few.

Now it was time to hit up Wakanda and get my hands on those goodies, but before that let's stopover in Russia and see if I can't find that Winter Soldier hold-out spot, might as well collect some Super Solder samples while I was on a stroll. Well, it wasn't a stroll, but a portal and a flyover counted as the same thing in my book.

Hell, luck was even on my side since I was able to tag a flying fortress that was flying overhead. They totally didn't catch me on the radar, but from the Widow insignia on the women's belts. I was certain that Natasha would want to hear about this, last I checked she had some beef with the Red Room and this looks like it could be them. Since I didn't want to waste my time looking over the place, I took some of the ladies' DNA samples. It's not like they were doing anything with it, not when it went flying all over the training room, that brunette could throw a mean cross.

Huh, is that cloning technology? Don't mind if I do. Ohh and wait a second, why does that look like a bootleg Taskmaster…. Okay, maybe I wouldn't leave just yet, let's take a closer look.

With my invisibility spell still at max power, I floated around the labs out of reach as I looked over the bootleg TaskMaster. What I found was beyond disappointing as I traced the steps to the doctor that was injecting a blue liquid into the half-baked robot chick and into another room. Okay, now I see why they had half-baked Taskmasters doing their bullshit work.

Frozen inside a cryo tube was the real Anthony Masters with a missing arm up to the elbow. It was clear that they were harvesting his cells and making them into a serum the ugly chick could take to copy the man's copy skills.

Well, if the bad guys were doing it, don't mind if I do it myself. Looking around to check the cameras, I rolled my eyes as I found three different recording devices. Rolling my eyes at the extra steps I needed to take, I stepped backward and into the mirror dimension of the laboratory.

Well, it was only right to make the man symmetrical, so I took his right hand, but I didn't leave a bloody stump, I wasn't a savage. I also took two of their finished serums from his blood, and spinal fluid, along with all the hair on the right side of Anthony's head. I may or may not have spit on his cryo-tube because fuck Taskmaster. Sending those back to my private laboratory, it was time to hit up Wakanda, wait wasn't Atlantis a thing in Marvel?

*Snap*

The memories cleared up with the snap of my fingers, but that would have to happen later because Wakanda awaits! My arrival happened around the same time as a Clone walked his way into the palace with his big dick energy, because why not. Since both intangible and invisibility were still active, I simply floated my way into the ground mound. Huh, pallets of vibranium, don't mind if I get a few tons transmuted and copied.

Not finding much, I hovered my way into Shuri's lab and wasn't as impressed as I thought I should be. What did impress me was the nanotech she was working on, even now she was already working on the tech to upgrade her brother's suit. With a shake of my head, I floated away to copy the servers to my phone. Smiling at the petabytes of data, I made sure to double up on the medical discoveries and the metallurgical information because in that I could see the details of how to make synthetic vibranium.

Checking the city map, I found the Ancestor's temple and floated my way over to see if my instincts were on point. Ohh boy did I find the motherload, and if not all then half, but I would settle for ten plants. While also taking the soil mixture containing vibranium. Taking note of the humid environment along with the pool that created a moist and damp atmosphere, I copied it all.

My phone pinged as another clone was finishing up and sharing his discovery. A cocky smirk took over my face as I shared my own findings. I wasn't like all those other stuffy Shadow Clones, I was the best.

Shadow Clone #11

Madcap Sebastian Wild

Watching the Original fly away, I sent my brothers a smirk before bringing my hands over and around my form shifting my clothes into that of a magma red cloak along with little flickering flames along my boots.

"Peace out sucka's." I called then teleported away between blinks. With a slight pop, I reappeared on the other side of the planet, almost running into the hull of a ship. Would have to make a note of that for the Original, ships were huge and easily comparable to skyscrapers on land.

Looking around, with a little frustration, I brought up my hand, magical circle at the ready, Magical Spell: Point Me Klaue

A blue arrow formed on top of the magical circle and pointed me toward due north, I could work with that. So instead of dispelling the magic, I kept it active even as I used a simple invisibility spell over my body in a bubble. Original Spell: Sight Beyond Sight

The world exploded into a kaleidoscope of everything ranging from beyond normal 20/20 vision, to aura, gravity, UV, x-ray, astral, magic, telepathic and the list just went on and on. With a pained grunt, I shut down the spell, pulled out my phone, and made a personal notation on how powerful that damn spell was. Leaving the phone to hover, I transferred the locator spell onto it and tried my sight spell again.

Original Spell: Sight Beyond Sight : X-ray & Telescopic Vision.

With the spell modifiers, the spell worked just as it should even if it came with a slight headache. Shaking it off, I scanned around until I found the ship containing people and weapons. Wait, sorry, the ship holding more weapons than people along with a skinny fellow walking in circles and talking on a phone. Teleporting into his office with a *POP*, I seated myself on his big chair.

Klaue spun on the balls of his feet, a hand snapping to his waist coming up in a quick draw.

*BANG!*BANG!*

*WHISTLE*

*CLAP!*CLAP!*

"Damn, that was smooth, respect on that draw," I stated while giving Klaue a standing ovation. The two bullets that hit me solid in the chest fell down to clatter on the floor.

He looked at me, then the bullets on the ground before releasing a small chuckle with a shrug. "I do practice in the off-season."

Nodding my head, I went along with him while forming the okay symbol with a hand. "And might I say, all that work shows. Two bullets center mass from a drop of a dime spin turn inches apart. That's a damn good show I gotta admit."

Klaue then sighs as he takes a seat on his computer desk since I was chilling in his chair, "Sooooo, you mind telling me what this is?"

Smirking at him, my response was equally as nonchalant, "I'm here for the booty."

Klaue looked at me strangely, "You came here looking for sex?"

With a chuckle, I shook my head, then hit Klaue with intensity, the pressure in the room ratcheting higher and higher. "Ohh naw, I ain't come looking for no man's butts. I ain't got no jimmies, no massage oils, slow jams, or lubricants, nothing. I came looking for booty."

Klaue started to sweat faster than he already was, "Excuse me?"

Standing up, I took a hard step forward and loomed over Klaue. "Oh I know who you are, Ulysses Klaue, but see I-I calls you Klaw. I heard about what you stole a while back. So, you can go ahead and bring them troops on up here. It don't make me no difference." I stepped forward again and bumped his chest with my own, crazy eyes on full display as my dreads started to snake up and wave around in the air. "Now, I tell you what…I want it and I'm gonna have it." My grin unnerved him even more as my eyes glowed and the canines in my mouth elongated. "Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way; the choice is yours."

Klaue gulped as he looked up at me, with a shaky hand, he pointed towards a far wall just outside his captain's quarters. Looking at the wall, I turned back and raised an eyebrow, the man shook in his leather cowboy boots as he nodded his head rapidly. Turning away from where he was standing, trembling from the very clear threat to his person, I walked over to the wall.

Placing my hands on the surface of the wall, I released a breath, then intoned my spell.

Original Spell: Doton Eath Style: Ten Thousand Years of Rust.

The metal wall stood no chance against my magic as it weathered away, the rust eating through the metal before I stopped channeling magic into the spell.

I turned and did a gasping face as I palmed both of my cheeks, "You shouldn't have, all this just for me?" I chewed it up at Klaue because he knew he was getting robbed but could do jack all about it. "So mind telling me how much is here?"

He grumbled but walked over anyway, then kicked a chunk of rust metal down the stairs. "Little under a quarter ton, can't move too much of it damn Wakandans are out like hyenas over the bloody stuff."

I snorted, "You don't seem to be doing too bad, so they can't be all that tough."

It was now Klaue's turn to snort, then cry as I levitated all of the vibranium cylinders and dropped them into my expanding pouch which deposited right into my place back in New York.

Klaue glared at me as I dusted off my hands with a well-satisfied look on my face, "So that's it, just come and take everything I have, then leave."

Blinking, at the reminder, I turned to look at him and it must have been something because he took off running down the stairs. Klaue didn't even take the last two stairs as he jumped down, commando rolled and straight past his workers. Damn, talk about a strong survival instinct.

*tut*tut*

Original Spell: Maze of Beginnings

With the end of my words spoken, indigo and green magic pushed outwards into the ship. Pulling over the confiscated chair, I sat down and waited, fuck it, I also threw up an illusion over my location and watched. Klaue ran past my location, once, twice, and a third time before he finally stopped to catch his breath.

"I'm a Warrior!"

"That vibranium stealing kaffa." Klaue growled, then took off running again. Checking my watch, I still got time, then I summoned popcorn and watched as he ran a circle for the next twenty minutes, never figuring out what was happening. I didn't say anything until he stopped and kicked a wall. "Damnit!"

With a chuckle, I shifted the illusion to that of Klaue sinking into the metal with a projection of me all around him.

Three different whispers voiced around Klaue with a touch of cold sending shivers down the man's spine. "I'm here for booty"

"No!" Klaue yelled, panicked.

"Booty," Whispered various voices from all around. "Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours."

Klaue snarled and pulled out his gun, firing off rounds into ghosts."NEVA!"

Two illusion ghosts grabbed him firmly and bent Klaue over as they tugged hard on his belt with liberal use of telekinesis.

*CLICK*CLICK*

"BAHAHAhAHA!" I couldn't help myself as I burst out laughing as this man tried to end himself but didn't realize he had used all his bullets to shoot at illusions. The illusion dropped and Klaue found himself floating above the ground with his pants still on and me rolling along the floor laughing like a loon. I just couldn't stop until I wiped a tear from the corner of my eye, that's how hard I was laughing at his plight.

Standing up while holding my sides, I fired off a silent spell before the Warlord could blow a gasket. It was time to get his money, all of the gear not bolted down, and leave for my next destination. And I made sure not to leave the millions in nazi gold behind. Maybe they would look alot better with my image on them. Then I threw in a few with Tony's Ironman face, Black Widow, Captain America along with the rest of the team.

Happy with my loot, I decided I might as well bite the bullet as I flew halfway across Africa with a madman dangling by his ankle. Just because I didn't kill the man didn't mean I should leave his blight on the world as I went about my adventures. So why not cash his bounty in and make some gains off his suffering.

Lightly landing before a border tribe hutt, I dropped Klaue on his back before standing there with my head held high as I waited for them to gather. Klaue cussed up a Storm and I acted as if I didn't notice how clean the damn tribe members were. No dirt underneath their nails, very clean teeth, no posture issues. It was the little things that gave away they were faking, hell the slight winch of pain he had for stepping out the hut and onto the ground told me he didn't walk around barefooted often.

The tribe leader looked at me and then at Klaue while the man got to his feet with a snarl. "You could'a bloody drop me on me head."

With a cool gaze, I ignored Klaue and watched the leader as his own eyes widened in realization.

"I would like to speak with King T'Chaka." I said, my gaze boring into the man before me.

He turned to someone at his side, "Alert the Dora, and the King about this outsider."

Ohh, don't I like universal translation because while he *one* sounded like English words to my ears and mind. The other was it also sound like clicks and words I had no understanding of.

"So that's it, you steal my stuff and then sell me to these savages?" Klaue asked with a chuckle.

Sparing him a glance, I shrugged, then pulled out a Romeo y Julieta cigar for him to enjoy. I might be an asshole, but I wasn't going to be barbaric to the man in his last moments.

Klaue eyed my offering, scoffed but still took the cigar nonetheless. He sniffed it, rolled it between his fingers before biting off an end. Holding up a hand, I snapped my finger and offered the flame so he could get a light.

Pretending I didn't notice the cloaked flying ship, I let out a sigh, "So, I'm sure you already figured things out."

Klaue grunted. "Shit deal if you ask me."

My shoulders went up and down in a shrug, "My plans are beyond mere mortals."

"Bahh, don't give me that fuddy crap before I die." Klaue metered with a few puffs on the cigar. "ohh here he comes now, little round in the middle since last time we met I'll give him that."

Turning with a chuckle at Klaus's rambling, I saw where he was looking and found T'Chaka walking out of a treeline with the Warrior woman hot on his heels along with T'Challa: I didn't like him.

T'Challa was the definition of a comic book superhero with that rugged air hovering off each of his steps. The man walked with strength, pride, and the grace of a man who knew he was a fucking badass. A lesser man would know he was the lesser within five minutes of meeting the guy, but I wasn't that. What I was is petty as fuck, pulling out my phone, I sent a personal message to the original Sébastien to knock up Ororo and use magic to make sure because fuck T'Challa. I was petty as fuck like that.

The king walked with grace to me not even sparing Klaue a glance as he held out a hand for me to shake.

"I do not know of your name but I thank you for what you have done for my people." T'Chaka spoke as he chose the diplomatic approach, too bad it was a lie. Well, at least he tried.

Letting out a sigh, my look then shifted to flat as I fell into a comfortable and relaxed stance, a very important intangible spell activating. "Let's dispense with the subterfuge please, we both know Klaue divulged the secret of your nation, but I didn't need him to tell me anything I didn't already know about what you guys keep behind that giant force field of yours."

T'Challa and the Dora Warrior woman shifted stances at my words, but T'Chaka was a seasoned politician so he smiled and asked for chairs. Then offered me one which I took even if I hovered over the seat so I didn't fall through it. T'Chaka gave a nod of his head as he allowed the silence to stretch out between us. Tea was brought to the king and I was offered a cup. Making sure they were watching, I took my time to cast a few minor spells over the cup of tea and really chewed the acne making it appear magic took a while to cast.

T'chaka put his cup of tea down and then gave me a flat but placid look, "Why are you here?"

Taking my own sip from the cup, I also placed it on the table between us with a sigh. I crossed one leg over the other, then placed my hands on top of them. "To make peace with my demons."

T'chaka and those around us gave me a confused look while Klaue grinned at me with a thumbs up. His cigar still had some ways to go.

"You see, I have known about your nation for some time now," I replied, then pushed on. "The thing is, I also never saw a reason for us to interact before, but like life, people plan and Murphy plays his game."

T'chaka was confused for half a beat before nodding his head and muttering, "The invasion."

*CLAP*

"Yes!" I hissed with a clap of my hands. "The invasion." Then I pulled out my Avengers card and gave it a flick so it flew out of my hands to hover between us all. It showed everything from the Chitauri to people running and the Avengers fighting on different fronts.

T'chaka gave a nod of his head, then made a hand motion towards the hologram, "And what does this invasion have to do with why you are here?"

Stopping what I was about to say, I released a breath and then changed the footage of the hologram. Now it was showing video footage of Tony firing a repulsor blast at the tesseract shield only for it to absorb the strike and then redirect it. Then I expanded the holograms outwards showing thousands of little windows

"I looked and could find no Wakandan's defending this little blue marble we all share," I replied with a hand motion all around us. Klaue was really enjoying this with the way his eyes twinkled.

T'chaka makes a hand motion to get on with it, "And what is the reason for all of this?"

"The reason why I ask is that I wanted to know why Wakanda didn't show up to defend the planet?"

T'chaka gives a sad shake of the head, "Wakanda does not insert itself into outsider troubles."

That word… that fucking word… that fucking word 'OUTSIDERS' as if this planet wasn't also the one that they lived on. The look on my face had to have been really nasty because some of the dora clutched their weapons. Even T'challa shifted his stance as if to leap into combat.

*TAP*TAP*TAP*TAP*TAP*TAP*

My fingers beat a swift staccato on the arms of the chair, then my tapping abruptly stops before the arm of the chair gets crushed underneath my grip.

In reply, I nodded my head at his answer, then changed tacts, "You know I used to absolutely hate your country. It absolutely burns me up inside to think of what my ancestors could have been if they weren't sold into slavery." Then I raised a hand to cut him off. "Especially with what I know about Wakanda's history, the so-called unconquered nation." I spat off to the side. "Hell, I put your ancestors right up there next to the blacks that sold their own into slavery. Hiding away from the world while calling yourselves the nation never conquered." My sneer was long, mean and nasty, then pounded my chest with a fist. "We all share this little blue marble but you can't even muster the courage to defend it. All I see are a bunch of cowards."

Some of the Dora took a step towards me but T'chaka stopped them with a raised hand. Ignoring that, I shifted the image to Tony and the tesseract.

"That nuke they launched at manhattan would never have worked," I said then pointed at the image. "The portal generator was protected by energy absorption shielding. But don't feel bad, you're not the only ones getting the riot act." I shrugged, "The Panther could have gotten in on the ground floor of the Avengers by defending the planet and this would have been a massive platform to use bringing your nation into the world with minimum repercussions."

Shaking my head, I moved away, but stopped as some fool put a spear in my face. The Wakandans all around me were not happy at all and would gladly kill me where I stood for telling the truth about them being ruled by a bunch of fucking cowards clinging desperately to their false sense of power. I grunted then waved my hand knocking the vibranium spear to the side with telekinesis along the edge of my hand. That was the match that lit the flame because another pounced and plunged her spear through my chest while T'Challa went for my throat.

Since I never dropped the intangibility spell, the spear went right through my chest along with T'challa's hand going through my neck. With a glare, I grabbed them both by the neck and lifted them off their feet Darth Vader style.

"ENOUGH!" T'chaka boomed, but I kept the two levitated off the ground, the average person could hold their breath for a solid 90 seconds to a solid 2 minutes. These two looked like they were in damn good shape with training so I would add some time to that.

Ignoring T'chaka, I continued speaking. "But when I saw your people, that anger I felt didn't disappear but I did realize it was misplaced." I spoke, then shrugged, "Your people have nothing to do with your ancestor's choices nor the choices of their leaders. So I can't put my anger on them." Then instead of letting the two down, I gave them a light toss. T'challa flipped and landed on his feet because fucking Panther powers. I straightened my wizard's cloak and dusted some dirt off my shoulder. "Take Klaue, but do know you can't hide in this turtle shell forever."

The king glared at me, then his look softened at the sight of his son being alright, but I was already flying upwards with speed. Bringing my hands together, a kaleidoscope of colors washed over my hands before an illusion of myself flew towards the border and out of Wakanda. I turned invisible, then flew to meet a shadow clone. The clone was waiting for me high-up in the air over the hologram dome of Wakanda. The thing was a technological marvel, underneath the hologram was the shielding running a separate frequency and systems. A shadow clone met me over the dome with an underhand toss of the hand forcing me to catch the ward stone for the massive spell that would last for the next five years. I was petty, sure, but I wasn't a fucking asshole.

Original Spell: Golden Shower

Hovering twenty feet over the hologram, I could taste the ozone in the air as my fly went down, my dick came out before I pissed through the magic circle and onto the ward stone activating the entire thing. The hologram flared for a moment before the sounds of cracking reached my ears. The music of the hologram breaking was so beautiful. I had to wipe away a tear, and ohh look, the international space station is about to be over Africa within the next fifteen minutes. I wonder how the world will react within forty-eight hours since Nasa has certain policies in place over pictures taken of the earth. A shame this long-standing secret will come out to the world after so long, because fuck Wakanda.

Shadow clone #33

Dino-Wrangler Sebastian Wild

Savage Lands baby, here I come, maybe I can find a Rexxy and see if he would be amenable to offering up some dino steak. Hell, if things go well, I just might be able to get me some dino-nuggies out of this.

Whistling a jaunty tune, I opened a portal to the cold yonder and stepped through.

Author's Note's: Okay, tell me how you guys feel about the chapter, comments help the muse.

Ohh nooooo! Who let the Shadow Clones out with no supervision? LOL, anyway I guess you guys can figure out that I don't very much like Wakanda. Even as a kid and reading comic's I never much liked their history. There is alot there that I just don't agree with and even if I try not to be preachy about it, I don't feel like giving them an easy out.

R - Kelly would be proud of that last spell.

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