YO! HEY THERE! IAM YAMCHA!!

Arrhhh!!!!... where am I? Okay ... the last thing I remember was me in the toilet fighting a great battle! And from what I can assume, is that I am actually in a rocky battlefield, which kind of seems familiar, and forget about that, what's that splitting headache?!

Hearing Voice:

.....SOUL SYNCHRONISATION.... STABLE!.... HOST IS WAKING UP! ALIGNING MEMORIES!

okay ...!?!! Wait what? The mechanical voice!? Am I dreaming? Or that mechanical voice seems oddly very familiar?! Kind of like Great Sage!? Am I in TENSURA? I really feel like I should've done something else than whatever it is that has brought me forth wherever here is! I wish I could really return !

SYNCHRONISATION COMPLETE

MEMORY RESTORATION COMPLETE

SKILLS & SUBSKILLS SYNCHRONISATION COMPLETE (INACTIVE)

DUE TO HOST'S PRESUMPTIVE DISCOVERY & BOTH SOUL'S HAVE MET THE CRITERIA

TRUE SKILL: GREAT SAGE(ACTIVE)

TRUE SKILL: PREDATOR(ACTIVE)

TRUE SKILL: KI MANIPULATOR

EXTRA SKILL: DIMENSIONAL CHAT GROUP!

DUE TO HOST'S STRONG DESIRE TO EXPLORE, NEW SKILL HAS BEEN ADDED

GATE: WORLD TRAVEL(ACTIVE)> UNIVERSE TRAVEL(PASSIVE) > MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL(SEALED)

GATE WORKS ON THE PRINCIPLE OF REQUIRED ENERGY AND HOST'S STRONG DESIRE, OR WHEN HIS LIFE IS DANGER OR DUE TO DIVINE INTERVENTION FROM THE CREATOR

BLESSING: CHAOS DRAGON EMPEROR-DEMONIC SLIME GOD'S BLESSING IS ACTIVE(RIMURU TEMPEST).

PS MESSAGE FROM THE TRUE GOD:

Yo! Young soul, I should I say Yamcha!!! yes you heard me right! You're the pinnacle of power the one & only YAMCHA !!! Fret not! All the thoughts that might be going on in that head of yours is too chaotic and besides by the time I finish this, you'd accepted your reality, and so, Nice to meet you, you're probably wondering and awaiting an explanation, let me tell you, you don't have to any longer coz "I AM HERE". Sorry wrong anime! But what the hell? I like that guy! And you don't have to worry either, you'll have the similar package that I had, when I first started! So all iam here to say is the Entertain me more Little Champ! And GOOD LUCK! AND THIS TIME, YOU'LL BE WHAT YOU FORGE YOURSELF TO BE! OH ONE MORE THING!!! YOU CAN EVENTUALLY RETURN TO YOUR WORLD! BUT THAT'S THE LAST CHAPTER AND WONT HAPPEN UNTIL YOU FINISH WHAT YOU TRULY DESIRE!

OH !!!!?!!! Iam actually in DB VERSE huh? Oh lots to think about! From the looks of things it seems I'm in the Saiyan Saga! Next Namek-Frieza saga, Androids, Cell, Buu, and then it could very well be GT or Super or it could be both! I'm very much excited as much as paranoid! And not to mention it seems I'll have to traverse the other universes seemingly! Well Rimuru did say I need to have an adventure! Then so be it! well it's gonna be a one long journey isn't it?!

SYSTEM: INDEED IT WILL BE HOST!!

YAMCHA: Oh right ! Now I am stuck with you as well! This ought be fun! I guess I will stop pretending to sleep! Time to wake up! And besides this meme infested position is underwhelming! I need to change Yamcha! Bless his soul, he's merged with me now! I guess that's great! Now wake up!

Just then a big ass explosion shook me and I saw a terrified krillin who's about to be socked in the jaw by the big brute Nappa! ...And now for my entrance!!!

I stood infront that big brute much to the shock of everyone as my body was mangled everywhere due to prior owner's mistake! Of being cocky! The only thing that's a plus was due to Pain Nullification! And the desire to prove myself!

I caught his Punch! And threw him far away! Which totally surprised everyone as no one had seen my movements! I was unusually quick! For most of them as my power level by their standards was pretty much nearing Zero! Yet that speed wasn't something normal! Even death loomed over me!

Even THE PRINCE OF 5 AND A HALF who was actually 5 and a half foot tall seemed bewildered and so did the Lost Namekian!

And then to reveal myself, I greeted them

"YO!! HEY THERE! I AM YAMCHA!!" how's it going guys!! Just then I was punched down by an enraged behemoth of a saiyan to the ground, with his tail on my hands! And i consumed it via purplish portal from my hands! Which left everyone bewildered! As my healing began!

UNUSUAL DNA DETECTED PROCESS FOR EXTRACTION AND TRAIT REPLICATION?

AWAITING RESPONSE YES/NO?

yes!

REQUESTING

SKILLS:HYPER HEALING, ZENKAI BOOST, EVOLUTIONARY TRAIT... PROCESSSING..... PROCESSING....

SUCCESSFUL!?!

And Now where were we? For the third time!

YO! HEY THERE! IAM YAMCHA!

FOR FURTHER ENTHRALLING ADVENTURES... WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF DRAGONBALL Z...!