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I am Vardy

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Chapter 13: Official version system

The hotel was very clean.

Vardy was lying in bed, and after confirming that no one would disturb him, he could not wait to start exploring the official version of the Superstar teasing system, or tease system for short.

Only then did he know why the system has such a strange name.

As the name implies, the superstar teasing system cultivates a superstar, but the premise is that this superstar needs to tease others, so it is called the Superstar teasing system.

Naturally, there is an emphasis on the superstar and the tease.

After understanding the system, Vardy feels that the system cultivates superstars by chance. its real purpose is to cultivate the big tease...

The body had been transformed by the system in the trial version, so the official version does not have this benefit.

Vardy was also mentally prepared for this.

Joining an affluent youth academy camp to complete the task.

Vardy has received the official system and understands it.

The basis 'characteristics' include four types -

[1- psychological characteristics,

2 -physical characteristics

3 -offensive characteristics

4 -defensive characteristics.]

As for whether there are hidden characteristics, the system does not inform.

Each feature has five levels from Lv1-Lv5, upgrades require feature points, and feature points are issued by the system.

According to Vardy's understanding, the characteristics are the same as the skills in the game.

He has to light up the skills and then update the skills to the full level, to make them more powerful.

The offensive feature of the system rewards-

[ Super Sub (Lv1), its role is to increase the all-round ability of the substitute after entering the field, of course, the effect of lv1 is estimated to be very weak.]

The system will issue tasks, and the task may reward feature points, which can be used to upgrade the skill level.

The task is only one way to obtain the feature points, and the other way is the host's autonomous teasing, which means that if a teasing behavior is completed without system prompts, then the system is assessed and evaluated, and based on the host's teasing behavior issue feature points.

Vardy feels that he can say goodbye to the lives of normal people from now on.

At present, the system has only these functions, and more functions are waiting for him to unlock.

By the way, he also looked at the newly released task.

[System task: find good friends, you must find three teammates who can dress you]

[Mission reward: system store opened, feature points +1]

He has to say that the system had already started doing its work, who couldn't wear clothes and needed help from his teammates?

If he really asked a bearded teammate to help him dress, even if his teammates did not think that he had some problem, he himself couldn't stand it.

However, the reward of the task was very tempting for Vardy. Although he doesn't know what good things will be in the system store, but the feature points can increase the Lv of super-sub from Lv1 to Lv2.

This is a task that definitely cannot be wasted, even if it is disgusting.

However, soon Vardy suddenly got a not-so-good system prompt——

[In the Manchester United Youth Training Camp, all the host's abilities are reduced by 10%. In addition, if the system tasks cannot be completed, the system will not account for the host's teasing behavior.]

It's easy to understand.

[The host has a strong ability, so it makes no difference even if he goes to any youth training camp because the most important thing at this stage is that no one pays attention to you, so you have to perform some shows to get everyone's attention in the camp?

The goal before Vardy was also very simple, that is, to enter the first team as soon as possible, to maximize the value of the system.

Entering Manchester United's first team is easy to say, but it is actually a difficult goal.

Otherwise, just let's take a look at Manchester United's current frontcourt configuration.

The king of the penalty area, Nistelrooy, the French striker Saha, the bad boy Alan Smith, the baby-faced Solskjaer, and later the European gold boots Diego Forlan, these five forwards alone are enough to make Manchester United a fortune. Every goal scored is envied by the giants, and don't forget the Italian genius Giuseppe Rossi.

With so many outstanding forwards, Ferguson doesn't even need to look into the youth training camp to promote newcomers.

How to balance the playing time of these first-class stars is enough for him to have a headache.

Thinking of this, Vardy thinks that his future at Manchester United is bleak. This is not a question of strength, but a question of opportunity.

In the evening, Vardy had a good night's sleep.

With his big personality, he felt that instead of worrying, he might as well work hard.

Anyway, he was young and would have had many opportunities.

...

The next morning, Langley drove out of the hotel early as Vardy was having breakfast.

"Jamie, how was your rest last night? The club will arrange the boarding house for you in a few days, if you don't mind let's go to my house!" Langley said to Vardy, a little worried.

Not waiting for Vardy to answer, the innkeeper's big voice was already ringing upstairs, "Damn Drake, do you want to compete with me? How can Jamie get a good rest at your home?"

Vardy shrugged, it was better for him to stay out of their business at this time.

After a couple of minutes of a friendly fight between middle-aged guys, He took Langley's car and went to Carrington Training Base.

On the road, Langley has told Vardy that he will be assigned to the U18 echelon.

Most of his team members are his peers. He needs to lay a solid foundation here.

Although Langley has been bragging about how strong this U18 youth team is, Vardy, who has memories of his previous life, knows that after generation 92, the Manchester United Youth Training Camp has never cultivated a real superstar.

The coach of the U18 echelon is Paul McGuinness, and he is also the head of the 17-21 age group.

This middle-aged man finally broke Vardy's perception of the Manchester United youth training camp.

At least he was not as sloppy as Langley.

But the coach did not give Vardy any good looks, cold as if everyone owes him money.

Does this man have any contradiction with Langley, and even have a bad impression of yourself?

At this moment, Vardy felt that his Manchester United youth career might be overshadowed!

When Vardy entered the locker room, he actually found several familiar faces, such as Tom Cleverley, the captain of the stoke city Rayn Shawcross, Evans, and Simpson.

It's no wonder that Langley said that this U18 team is very strong.

It looks like although these players have no good results in Manchester United in the future, they can at least be able to gain a foothold in the Premier League team. This is already commendable.

"Hi, everyone, my name is Jamie Vardy, I just joined the team today!" Looking at the players who came to see him because of his sudden intrusion, Vardy said, a little uncomfortably.

Due to short-term consternation, the atmosphere in the dressing room was a little subtle, but everyone still applauded symbolic applause for Vardy.

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Thankyou, For the stones.

[Rairaidani Lord_the_Dark Daoist730sPk DarkSun ]

You made me very happy.