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The mundane world was shocked because in China an earthquake and tornadoes appear and disperse in broad daylight. The magnitude of the earthquake was the highest ever recorded and the intensity of the tornadoes was worst than the recorded ones.

There already some cult appear to worship the sudden phenomena. The mundane world expert thinking it as a new phenomenon but the moonlit world knows better.

Someone was fighting against part of the Counter Force and survive, that revelation alone, turn any magus worth it is salt scared. Afterall one of the intro to the moonlit world was 'Don't piss off the counter force'

'Who the one pisses off the Counter Force?'

While Zeltrech is in a laughing fit after seeing the reason why the accident happen.

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It's been a year since then…Hinako really embarrassed that day because Xiang Yu found her stark naked…

Shinji tries to commit her figure to his memory but remembers that Xiang Yu will beat him up if he tries it. And Shinji didn't like NTR, so Shinji wisely covers his own eyes.

After three months of helping the locals, because Shinji feels sorry about the incident, Hinako feels shame because she is the one who accidentally kick-start it, and Xiang Yu because he wants to spend his time with her wife.

Now both Xiang Yu and Hinako Akuta were officially his legal parent, the official story was both of them adopted him but the truth was the other way around. After the incident, Shinji prepares to go traveling alone and unsummon Xiang Yu.

Shinji already tells Hinako that the Houtengenki already change place, so she is useless. Only for Hinako looks like wants to cry again…

Seeing that Shinji wisely let Hinako join him in traveling around the world and canceling his plan to unsummon Xiang Yu, on the condition he is the boss, so that means Hinako must follow Shinji order and accept a contract with him, Hinako accepts the offer afterall he got to spent time with her beloved husband.

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"Let me feed you, my dear-" Xiang Yu said and bring a spoonful of rice to Hinako

"Ahh~" Hinako accept it happily

Shinji veins popped

"Ah~ thank you, darling, you are the best!"

Shinji veins burst "Ok that is it!"

Hearing Shinji outburst Xiang Yu and Hinako confused "Is there anything wrong master/boss?"

"Wrong? Yes there is something wrong!" Shinji hold his own head in frustration "it was both of you!"

"Us Master/Boss?"

"Yeah, both of you! I know both of you literally separated by life and death for 2000 years but can both of you stop acting like sickening sweethearts that falls in love again and again?! I feel like a third wheel in here!"

"And for f*ck sake, Hinako use a bounded field to make you room silent in the night!" Shinji cries "I can't sleep peacefully and I bet if we have a neighbor they will come complaining about the noise in the morning!"

"Just imagine it my phantom pain in my heart because I have to keep up with both of you this whole year!"

Hinako and Xiang Yu awkwardly smile "Master/Boss we think you need a girlfriend…"

"..." Shinji speechless "… let us go and destroy the Einzbern"

"???" Both Xiang Yu and Hinako at Shinji mind and jump of logic, 'how the heck the advice of getting a girlfriend turns into destroying the Einzbern?'

"Isn't both of you the ones who say I need a girlfriend" Shinji yawned "I have a preference for a white-haired and red-eyed girl"

"...is it necessary to destroy the entire family for a girl master?" Xiang Yu asked Shinji afterall as someone that lived through war Xiang Yu didn't like to kill the innocent because he knows the horror of killing

"They have a humanlike golem as head of house that contains all their knowledge and have an obsession to gain The Third which I currently possess. Because most magus was sociopath their ancestor that creates their head was emotionally flawed" Shinji explained, "as now because their always failed attempt to obtain The Third, their head obsession grow to the point he is just a mindless drone than humanlike golem with the goal to obtain The Third"

"It reaches the point they do anything to get it, they can't be reasoned at all"

"...I see" Hinako realized "you can let them alive and give knowledge about The Third but it will become a problem in long run"

"Yep" Shinji popped the 'p' on his lips "to be honest I just want to kill them because it easier"

Xiang Yu and Hinako flinched hearing the word 'just want to kill'

"I just mention all of that to justifying me for massacring them. Both of you can hate me, judge me and I don't care." Shinji stare at them "I just can't deal with becoming the third wheel any longer"

Hinako and Xiang Yu feel sorry for the Einzbern because the accidentally instigates Shinji to destroy them because he needs a girlfriend

'I should mind boss/master feeling when flirting with my husband/wife in the future…'

"Onward to German!"

Somewhere in German, the Einzbern family head feel a chill on its spine, for the first time since its creation it feels emotion…the emotion called fear.

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Omake: Shinji Life with Sickeningly Sweetheart Couples

"Oh dear, you really are beautiful~"

"And darling you are really handsome~"

"I can stare at you all day and doesn't get bored dear~"

"Its the same for me darling~"

"You know dear there a secret that I never tell you"

"What is it darling?"

"You are the most beautiful woman in my life"

"Ah! Thank you, darling, you are also the most handsome man alive"

Shinji can only cringe hearing the interaction between the lovey-dovey couples 'why the heck I introduce Xiang Yu to TV drama?!'

Hello, again reader from 5 minutes ago! You can wait for the next chapter for another 5 minutes, I really love the timer function!

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