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Have you seen works about the eleventh universe? Surely you imagined a happy life there, didn’t you? Here it is, only the MC is completely unsuitable for the role of the main character who fucks all the girls. I'm sure not everyone will like this due to the MC's irritable passivity towards numerous girls, but damn, I intended it that way. In general, I warned you. patreon.com/FanFictionPremium

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The Womaniser

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- Fuck... What did I just say? - The teacher asked herself with a tired palm to her forehead, regaining her composure. - You'd better leave, and let's forget about what happened, okay?

Okay, then I'll go.

Trapper effect activated.

Holy shit. I've lost control of my body and I'm walking towards her. Why do I feel like I'm gonna say or do something that's gonna make me sick to my stomach?

- Kitten. - I lifted her chin. - What's our hurry? And it's rude to kick a man out before he's had his fun, didn't you know that?

Yes... It's not even five seconds later, and I already feel like that guy who accidentally became a meme while creating a complete nonsense....

Self-confidence effect activated.

Oh, extra... Oh, that's awesome, and the body's not obeying the window, what the f-

- Snuggle up to my body, Kitten! - hugged Grey, who was blushing the colour of the sofas. - Oohhhh, my gorgeous body!

Okay... Why did I start kneading my arse while biting my lip?

This has now reached the level of embarrassment of a five year old youtuber growing up and meeting one of his viewers at uni in tutorials when he was sharing videos with his classmates, so to speak.

- We both know you want to... - threw her on the bed and started shooting sexy eyes like an erotic owl. - ...You want him!

*♪ Tresk ♪

Why did you have to rip my shirt? I liked it, and now you can't sew it up. Where are my hands going now?!

*Tresk.

Predictably, my trousers are ripped in a stripper's fashion. Why was I building my strength?

- Wait! - when the pants were ready to follow their upper brothers, and I was thinking about what I was going to leave this room in tomorrow, the teacher, red as a tomato, screamed, covering her eyes with her hands.

- Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise. - my body took its hands off my knickers! It did, Houston!

- Ugh. - I second that.

- Here, go ahead, unpack my rocket. - I came right up to her. And yes, how about we delay warhead release? Please? - She'll take off and explode your womanhood with pleasure.....

We're a virgin, my body, however premature detonation awaits us.... And yes, did Ricardo give me bronchitis? Why do I sound so creepy?

- We both know what you want. - my body, how about we play "chip and dale" on the dandy? That was a great game. - You want my beautiful body to take yours.

I wouldn't get your hopes up, would I? Well, men are still dreamers in every circumstance.

- I want to--

Honesty effect activated

Come on! Do it again! It's time to tell you about my dirty fetishes. Just when I thought I couldn't be more embarrassed, I have to think again.

- I've been asleep all day to be honest, but more like since yesterday.

- ...? - I agree, Miss Grey.

- Good night. I realise you're anxious, and how can you stay with me? So I'll let you touch it, poe-wee-wee it, you figure it out, I'm going to bed.

The next thing I knew, I was asleep. I guess the honesty effect makes it easier to fall asleep. It's a good thing, though.

.....

Honesty effect activated.

- Penny, I love you. - I hate him. - Sis, why aren't you talking?

- Brother? - Baby, why do you sound like you don't recognise your own brother's voice?!

The first thing I did when I woke up alone in bed was call Penny. Who knew why?

- I was worried when you ran off crying that morning. - Not that I was worried, but don't exaggerate. - What's wrong? Are you doing well? No offence at school? And at home? Are you eating well? Staying up late? Do you wash your hands before eating?

Hey, hey, slow down, Grandma, let your granddaughter get a word in edgewise...

Charming effect activated.

But you know what? Grandma, keep going! Please!

- Um. - All right, go ahead, Penny, fire up your verbal machine gun and don't let me get a word in edgewise. Who'd have thought this was a family thing?

- Chee-chee, Kitty. - she's your sister, for fuck's sake, come on! Why did I start calling everyone the same name all of a sudden? - Before you let me enjoy your sweet voice coming from your soft lips, let me caress your sweet ears a little....

Sister! Your sister! Come on, Don Juan in his boxer shorts!!!!

- ...Who's that? - Not even a "brother" anymore?!

The self-confidence effect is activated

Of course, how could I do it without you? I'm out, I'm gone. When the body searches the mind, tell them I'm gone for a long time.

- Don't play hard to get, Kitten. Remember when we used to take a bath together? - Yada, yada, yada! I don't hear anything! Nothing that doesn't make you want to hang from the chandelier. - Shall we do it again? I'm sure you're just eager to see how much your big brother has grown.

- (beeps)

- (phone ringing) Hello? Penny? - Thank God that's over! What happens when I regain control of my body? I don't know.

What I do know is that when there are no girls or women in the room, I have some control over my body. So all I have to do is stay in this room as long as possible. It'll be over by night, if that message about fixing it in twenty-four hours didn't lie to me.

- Ha, she'll call back. Apparently, I'm too overwhelmed by the attention of such a hot guy. - so I guess I have less control than I realised. And yes, no more nipple rubbing, you're distracting your body.

- Miss Grey, I can't find-- - Fucking hell. Who's the blonde?

- Hey, Kitten. - what the hell am I doing here?!

**This morning. Uliana**

** Alarm clock ringing **

- Haaaa. - You have to get up, Ulyana, you have to get up, you have to...

I've been in a bad mood all morning. All because of a stupid show, with a stupid road fetishist who doesn't understand the charm of a good fight. The bloke, what can you take from him?

- Maybe he should be a lesbian like Robbie. I've got a nice arse, I reckon I could lure the girls in easily. - especially in these tight black jeans, they're my favourite for a reason.

Shit, the only problem is I have to wake him up again today and then walk him to the canteen. Seriously, they can't remember the way. Again, blokes, what can you take from them?

- Draw maps, you oafs.... - muttering to myself, I walked out into the corridor.

- Good morning. - where Rogue scared the shit out of me, but I didn't let on. Why was she waiting outside my room? - You seem a bit pissed off today, what's the matter?

- Oh, it was just a lame date. - and it could very well be my only date ever if I don't swim the rainbow river. Bummer. - But yours was great, huh?

If I'd known the sixth guy had a thing for mutants, I'd have taken him for myself. Although I think he's an even bigger pacifist than Ricardo, so I don't know. I might have thrown up during the kiss, lol.

- Well... Sort of. - unlike me, Rogue isn't as mean or harsh as she wants to be. So I'm happy for her, making out with a decent looking guy and considering how wrinkled and embarrassed she is now, really going on a romantic date is worth a lot, especially for people like us, people like her.

- All right, I'm gonna hit the showers, and you can share the juicy details afterwards, okay? - All kidding aside, I'm really interested.

- Wait! Um. Could we, um. Switch?

- А?.. - Why would we do that?

- Please... - I even got that puppy dog look, is it that serious?!

- Erm... Well... Okay? - Why are my cheeks suddenly on fire? - I don't mind.

.....

- Haa. - why the hell am I checking my breath at Parker's door?

Knocked and waited for him to yell or open up.

Seriously, he's not up yet? I mean, I spent half an hour doing my hair and makeup, so all of a sudden...

- Pete--

- Ter? - I finished my sentence after the gorgeous silver-haired girl who opened the door for me. Is she really his girlfriend?! How can anyone compete with such a beautiful girl with a gorgeous body?! She looks way better than me, even though she's obviously just out of bed.

- Are you looking for this idiot? He's not here. So have a nice day and-- Why are you crying?

- No reason, because of how harsh our reality is.

- I see. Not really. Anyway, if you meet an idiot, tell him I'm not talking to him.

- Why not? - Is it because of Rogue? Maybe he's jealous.

- I don't know! - and slammed the door in anger.

...Maybe I shouldn't become a lesbian after all. I don't know what kind of lady you'll meet.

Anyway, I have a problem. Where am I gonna find this guy if not in his room? Maybe he went to one of the blokes' rooms. I don't think they're friends, unless they're on camera. Then one of the students? He wouldn't know anyone other than Rogue, would he? And if he was in a close relationship with someone before her abilities manifested, he'd have met her before....

Although if they were doing something inappropriate. Plus it would explain his tolerance for mutant women. Still, he kissed Rogue and....

- I'm a fucking idiot.

That's right, he kissed Rogue. The one that's gonna put you in a hospital bed, he kissed her twice. After that, he was walking around like nothing happened.

- What is he, a mutant? - Men can't be mutants, can they?

Man, my head's going to explode from all this. I'll go to my teacher and ask about him. Better go straight to Miss Grey, if it's nothing, she might be able to help me find him with her telepathic powers.

**Back to Gina Grey's room. Peter**

Long story short: I found myself riding the blonde while my hands held her br**sts down on the bed. Need details? It was embarrassing, very embarrassing.

- Um... S-silene... - yeah, that's a thing. She's bouncing around, red as a tomato, panting in her black tank top, but I'm fine, I'm in my knickers on the outside and I think I've reached zen on the inside. - If you don't let me go. I will. Я!..

- Let go of your kitten? - Of course, who else would I let go? - No way! Yeah, like you'd want me to.

- I'll move to the Amazon! No! Antarctica! - Apparently her powers allow her to move through space, convenient, I guess. - Let go!

- If it's with you, I don't mind travelling to the jungle or the tundra. - Yeah, in knickers, the Amazon and the tundra are in season.

- Let go! Bastard! Bastard! Cretin! - I'd love to, I'd love to.

- Such dirty lips. It's okay, let me clean them. - No, don't do that, that's too much, she obviously doesn't want it and-- - Mmm!

- Mmmm?! - too late.

- How's that? Best kiss of your life, right? - Finally pulling away from her, I said. After a while, my eyes fell back on the blonde.

- Hmm. Umm. - who had gone limp and was ready to cry, the heat on her face replaced by shame, and her eyes became moist. - Let go, please... I want for love...

Abruptly a lump of self-disgust came up to my throat. I know I'm not in control of my body and I shouldn't blame myself, but it still made me feel quite nasty at heart.

- ... - surprisingly, I was able to let go of her wrists. I'm not sure if I was out of the effects, though. - W-why did you come here?

- Breakfast, and after the shoot.

I can't go in the dining room, because besides my looks, there's a bunch of girls in there. Who knows what I might do in there? And I can't stay here with her, especially after what I've just done.... What am I supposed to do?

- So that's how. - Continuing to calm her quickened breathing, the blonde put her fingers to her lips. - The kiss felt...? Exciting...

Okay, now there's a girl on the bed in front of me with glistening eyes, red-faced, slightly dishevelled hair, a strap down, breathing heavily and the warmth of whose lips are still on mine... This is bloody dangerous! I've got to get out of here!

- Where are you going? - she turned to me with a timid expression. GET OUT NOW!

- Ha-ha-ha, it's time to grace the Kittens with my presence! - Yeah, yeah, whatever you want, just get out, legs, get out! I'm going to attack her without any effects.