C'MON you are more sensible than this.

OK let's start with an idea and throw away outlines,Uhm,the unknown yeah! Ahem Ahem enjoy such terrible things such as I thank you very much. A vast sea of darkness and evil stirs in the mixture known as the universe.The universe is pitiless they say, just like you can't order a Sham-Wow it's really sad when will we get our Sham-Wow! Anyways in the reaches of the sea a distorted figure with pale red skin mouth twisted with many tongues reaching the for food legs extra long hind and front legs with horns that reach as tall as a deer, do you think he is too tall yeah we can use him for Christmas! carrying on time to name it! let's just Rip-off Shoggoth from Lovecraft and call it wannabe shoggoth! It takes naps in the Marianas Trench like a satanic baby. We meet our team they are called the cliches Our leader is Disposable protagonist 1 because Lovecraft Monsters are always having plotshields, the obsessive cop focused with only one crime, wait why isn't he fired? Next is Twilight vampire guaranteed love triangle! and our secretary forgettable cast my what a bunch. They go to the Marianas Trench ( I know this is short sooo) Ever wanted to eat a new kind of sardine since it just existed it is a 1000$ it is called the trash sardine mmmmm tastes like trash! like it make a campaign for trash sardines! Cut let's continue with the trashy story with our trashy characters. anyways they are in a super cool submarine called The S.S Trope. I see something said, Twilight vampire suddenly two people of random genders take your pick! then out of nowhere an unintroduced scientist says it is somekind of weird monster do we really matter in this world. ( Also since there is no problem originality no quotation marks!) Of course we do said disposable protagonist then since he was so disposable death appeared with a trash bin said Dishpose of EEEET! Everyone didn't know what happened so they said I have this feeling that something is missing. they finally get to see this abomination appear it says since you are all cliches you know what will happen they fired a torpedo! obsessive cop shoots everywhere without looking killing everyone else,Wannabe shoggoth teleports in without a hitch some glow remember the description ah! It cannnnnnn shape shift! It says you are so kind it swiftly grabs the gun and shoots the cop (man! we didn't have enough screentime for the others! Oh well*sigh*.) yay sudden since the monster couldn't handling all the cliches it became a main character cliche! soon good and bad I am surprised you survived I give you a pat on the back. also fuck clicheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!