Judgement and Wishes

"drip," "drip," "drop" 'Wh-what happened? I can't tell what is happening; I can't remember.' I start to panic. "drip," "drip," "drop." 'Why do I keep hearing Juvia's villain sound effect.' did I pass out? No (flashes of memory appear in my mind). 'I died? Well, I guess this is hell. There is no place I can be apart from that. I'm sorry, Mom, I fucked up, but seriously fuck Junior, he deserved to die for disrespecting you when his bitch ass took off to Mexico with Dad. A piece of shit wasn't here for me or you. All he did was go back and forth to Mexico, slinging dope, then he tried to take our house fuck him, 'd kill him again.' I say, yelling in my head, anger overtaking my fear of being in hell. I let out a sigh as I started to reminisce about my mom keeping me from being beaten by my dad. "you care about your mom, don't you, momma boy." an unexpected voice sounded from reigniting my previous anger. 'who the fuck said that ill show you that your the momma boy fucker.'

I yell out at the top of my non-existent lungs, searching around the void-like area, attempting to locate that deep voice. "calm yourself, brat before I hit you with the chankla." suddenly, cold sweat started pouring out of every pour in my non-existent body. 'what the fuck was that!!!' 'I haven't felt anything like this since I had my skull bitten by my dad's Pitbull when I was a kid. I have nightmares of that every once in a while.' I squint at the area where I heard this voice, but seriously, chakra, is this guy Mexican? Suddenly, a figure emerges from the shadows, donning a Hawaiian shirt. An obese Figure, shorts, my eyes widen in shock 'holy shit, fluffy!!!' seeing me excited, he scoffs, "No fool, it's Geroge Lopez." rolling his eyes, he snaps his fingers and summons two chairs and a table, and places them before us. "take a seat and I'm not fluffy I chose this appearance since I thought it would be more comfortable for you since you often dressed like him" I blushed embarrassed 'hey it is the only clothes that look good on me anyway enough about me hurry up and send me to hell damn devil' "bink" ahh I grab my head in pain looking up at fluffy holding a slipper. "I told you, brat, I'd hit you with the chankla. Next time, it'll be the belt. Get this straight: I'm not the devil; I am God. Show some respect before I do send your ass to hell to be saddam hussein bitch." I clench my ass tight, remembering South parks cameo of Saddam yeah, no, thank you, that fool even made satan his bitch, so no, thank you, let's listen to God, fluffy hmm, that's the best solution. "Now then, Benjamin Jasper Dumars, you sinned murdering your brother, Mario Jasper Sanchez. Your record has been clean most of your life apart from arguments you had with your mom." the mention of my arguments with my mom they were all stupid skirmishes and me being petty. "all and all your a good person so why throw your life away to kill your brother" I look fluffy in his eyes. and spoke 'because for the longest time, he's done nothing, but leech of my mom spending her money alcoholic living in our house rent free all he did was take and take he never gave back to her he's the worst out of all my brothers I much rather he never came back from mexico than to come back and take my mom's money money in which she only ever got once a month due to her disability my mom was a saint to her family, yet this family only ever took and never gave back to her repaid her for her kindness that includes me to I can use my mental health as my excuse but that still doesn't justify but in the end I'm the one who cared for her through her sick years not any of them they didn't change her clothes helped her shower I did if your really god then you would know.' tears start to pour out my eyes. 'I just wanted to make her proud yet I failed I became a neet and feared the outside world if I can do it all over I would do it differently but we both know that ain't possible right' feeling many emotions I notice at one point my body manifested my hands were clenched shut and probably be bleeding right now if my body wasn't in spectral form. "you are correct brat I do know everything but I like testing people to see weather there honest or liars you've been through a lot kid so I wont hold you any longer I think sending you to your next life would be good for you so lets get to it." after saying that fluffy snaps his finger and we are transported to a white room with a ranking bored in the middle of the room with the word good deeds imprinted on it "now place your hand on the bored well see how many good deeds you've done and whether you can receive any benefits in your next life." stunned I look at fluffy and speak. "ain't I going to hell." fluffy glares at me sending shivers down my spectral body shit I'm annoying him fuck it lets just do it I place my hand on the ranking bored something mind blowing happens "spurt" 

"cough," "cough," "what the fuck is this." fluffy yelled out in surprise. In bold letters, my name is ranked 1st on the good deeds ranking list for Earth. "It's because of this old man. He's the reason for this brat rank. Tch brat, you are fortunate to help this old man, a former big shot in the stock market. Thanks to that 200 bucks you gave him, he turned that 200 into 2 billion; he used the money to fund orphanages and hospitals," the old man scoffs. " this is ridiculous. well it is what it is you get three wishes brat hurry up there are still others I have to help after you." holy shit three wishes lets go I'm getting fired up at the thought of my dream coming true. "of course they'll be limited and not op so don't be expecting to have god mode or anything like that brat." of course I expected that but I have a method to get what I desire. 'that's fine god for my first wish I want to be the protagonist from the anime the eminence of shadow' god stood there as if contemplating my wish. "that is fine but you wont have his peak strength at the beginning you'll have to work as hard as he did to reach the atomic level as he did." I nod 'that's fine second I want the protagonist hidden power I call it pure imagination.' for a second I saw gods eyes flash with surprise and back to indifference. "not possible that passive ability is something only gods of creation can use he is no god because of how Cid character normally is with that just go with the flow mentality and thinking everything's being staged that ability wont be used for evil but your case is different you are aware of its existence it'll be dangerous to leave it in your hands." I nod my head. 'I agree that's why id like to make a proposal I get the ability in exchange I allow you to wipe my memory as long as I don't know about it what harm can I do' God contemplated my suggestion "sigh," "fine. brat your really pushing your luck hurry to next one." I smile widely. 'sure this one is simple I want my starting point to be in japan when cid was still minoru aka the stylish thief slayer.' God raised his eyebrow like the rock smoldering. "what's your play, brat? Why choose to start there." I smile. 'no reason.' fluffy just rolls his eyes and checks the good deeds ranking bored. "you can make one more wish since your third wish was too basic of a wish, a minor wish, and didn't use up the rest of your good deed points you could get two minor wishes, or one moderate wish choose." seriously. 'I want a template system of myself the eminence of shadow since I have chosen to be cid completely on my first wish this wish should be minor since it's only a template system of myself right?' damn brat really thought this through. "alright fine you have one more wish hurry and cho-." I interrupt God's no need for me to think my last wish is for my mom to live a better life than her previous life. That's all. I still remember what she did for me, so please have her live a peaceful life. That's all I ask God. God stares at me briefly before responding, "Your wish has been fulfilled." "snap," a portal suddenly opens up. "go brat, get out of here. Even when you die as a minoru, you open your eyes to the Kagenou family instead of returning here. I wish you happiness, Benjamin Jasper Dumars. No, I should call you Cid Kagenou." God smiled at me before shoving me into the portal; thus, my new life began my life as the eminence in the shadows.