CHAPTER 2 - I Lost Control.

I'm a special zombie.

CHAPTER 2 - I Lost Control.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!

This can't be happening!! This makes no sense!!

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... Shit!! I'm a damn monster! I'm a killer!

I ate a person! He died because of me and the girls too! I'm responsible for their deaths!

Ahhhhhhhh! Fuck! Why did this happen?! Yes, I'm a zombie, but I thought I could maintain control of my body! Why did I eat him?!

"Why did I do that?!"

I didn't want to, I didn't even crave human flesh! I didn't want to!

Ahhhhhhhh! Zei, you need to calm down! Think about your situation!

I slapped myself... Oh... It didn't hurt. Am I dreaming...? No, I can smell the air, taste the blood in my mouth. I'm definitely awake.

... Ah... Deep breaths, Zei. Don't panic. Analyze the situation. Maybe it wasn't my fault. I mean, look at yourself, Zei, you're still in control of your body. Maybe there's another explanation for this.

I look around... Mmm... There are too many zombies. Oh, a legless zombie crawling on the ground. Ew, it gave me chills.

It passed by me, but it doesn't care about my presence. The zombies ignore me... Yes, I'm definitely a zombie.

How many zombies are there? I think there are more than 100 in this herd. Do they move in groups? That's weird.

No, Zei, don't waste time looking at the monsters that ruined the world and your wonderful life! Analyze your surroundings.

Mmm... Let's see... Yes... I see... We ended up quite far from the city. Where were we headed? Ah, I don't know.

There are a lot of zombies, maybe Erick lost control and hit the zombies, that's why we're in this situation.

"Mmm... I'm on a road and I'm very far from the city... Did I really bite Erick?"

Ah... I can't stop feeling guilty, even though I don't know if I really did it.

I wipe my mouth with my shirt... Ah... Guilt consumes me.

... I'm a killer... Cannibal... Should I turn myself in to the police...? No... It's the end of the world, I don't think the police are working. They're probably killing zombies or they're as dead as my love life and sex life. I'll never have a girlfriend again! I can't have sex or kiss any girl because I'd infect them with the virus. And I refuse to have sex with a zombie girl, I'm not a sicko!

Well, at least I won't die a virgin.

Leaving the stupidities aside, I still wonder "what am I?" Am I a non-wild zombie? Will it be just a matter of time before I become a complete zombie? Did that son of a bitch Sebastian have an extremely painful death? So many doubts and questions that go through my mind, but I highly doubt I can get those answers at this moment.

"Ah... Why did that happen...? But what...?! Eh?!"

M-my head started hurting too much! I had never felt so much pain in my pathetic and short life! Uwaaaah! Could they have mistaken me for a wild zombie?!

Were I shot in the head?! Will I die?!

"Shit!! I don't want to die yet!"

...N-no... This pain is different... It's just a massive headache, as if someone was crushing my brain... I wasn't shot. Besides, I didn't even hear a gunshot. I'll still be alive...! Although technically, I'm supposed to be dead... I'll still be alive/dead!

But that doesn't mean this pain is good! Ahhhhhhhh! Am I becoming a complete zombie?! No! I want to do one last thing before I become a complete zombie...! Oh... It's gone... The pain is gone.

Thank you! I was about to commit sexual harassment, as I was about to fondle the breasts of the zombie woman who walked past me. Wow, her butt is huge, and since she's wearing tight pants, it looks a whole lot better.... No, Zei, that's necrophilia! You can't get turned on by looking at a zombie woman...! Well, she still looks alive, though. The only weird thing is the completely white eyes... No, Zei, she's dead, respect the dead!

It's difficult to stay mentally healthy in my situation.

Ugh... All I wanted before turning into a complete zombie was to touch some boobs... Yeah, I'm definitely a pervert. And I'm not ashamed! I'm one of the healthy perverts! I can control myself.

Ugh... Putting that aside, why did my head hurt? Is my immune system still fighting against that virus? Come on, immune system, you can do it, trust in the power of friendship!

Ugh... I really don't understand anything.

"What happened to me?"

The pain only lasted 3 seconds, although I think I exaggerated too much, because it felt longer... What happened to me...? Huh? Wait... Images are appearing in my head... These are... memories?

Y-yes... T-they're memories... Memories...

I'm remembering what happened... No...

I-it's impossible...

I remember what happened... I remember everything... That pain brought back my memories... Uwaaaah! No, this can't be true!

"Was it really me?!"

But why did this happen to me?! Ahhhhhhhh! I don't understand anything!

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(20 minutes before.)

According to the memories that appeared in Zei's mind, this is what really happened.

Erick and the others were traveling without any problems on the road, running over any zombies that crossed their path.

Everything seemed relatively normal, but...

"There are a lot of zombies on the road," Erick said, sticking his head out the window to check on the girls. They were traveling in the back of the truck, to avoid getting too close to Zei for safety reasons.

It was dangerous to travel in the back, but they were in even greater danger being near Zei, a zombie... and they were absolutely right.

"Are you okay back there, girls?" Erick asked.

"Yes, sir, thank you," they replied.

And after those words, everything went to hell.

Zei opened his eyes and began to growl like a true zombie.

And yes, he was a complete zombie, unable to control his body. The real Zei, the normal one, felt like he was asleep, but his zombie counterpart was awake.

Erick turned to look at him, a little nervous because those growls scared him, but he thought Zei was just joking.

"Zei, don't do that, you're scaring me," he said.

He laughed, thinking that Zei was just kidding, and that thought doomed him.

"Did you enjoy your nap?" He asked.

And without warning, Zei pounced on him and bit him so hard that he had no problem tearing off his flesh in less than a second.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!" Erick screamed in pain, but it didn't even matter to Zei's zombie self, who continued to chew on the flesh in his mouth.

Erick lost control of the truck and crashed into another truck on the road.

"Sister!!!" She screamed.

The truck flipped over, seriously injuring the girls in the back, but unfortunately, they were still alive.

And it was unfortunate, because they were going to wish they had died in the crash.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!"

"Sister, are you okay?!"

"M-my leg is broken!"

The sisters, struggling, crawled out from under the truck, but in their fear, they didn't think clearly.

They didn't remember that the road was full of zombies.

"Damn it!"

The zombies surrounded the truck, fulfilling the girls' fate.

Zei didn't save them from being eaten by zombies, he simply delayed their fate.

"Sister!"

The zombies didn't even give them time to say goodbye or any last words before they began to devour them.

Arm by arm, leg by leg, eye by eye.

And all the while, Zei the zombie savored the taste of flesh in his mouth.

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(Pov- Zei.)

Ah... I see... Uwaaaah!! I'm really a damn zombie! Gross! I ate human flesh! Yuck!

"Why did I do it?!"

I-I ate human flesh... How disgusting! I'm a damn cannibal! How disgusting!!

Puke, Zei, puke! You're not a cannibal! Not yet.

I induced vomiting to expel the human remains from my body.

Ah... Why did this happen to me?

"Did I turn into a zombie completely while I was sleeping?"

I keep vomiting. Come on, Zei, get it all out! You're not a cannibal! You're not!

"I'm a monster!"

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I see zombies around me.

... They don't attack me... I'm one of them... My life is over... Should I commit suicide...? No! I have to find a cure. I refuse to die as a zombie! If I can maintain control of my body, it means there is a way to always stay like this and not become wild. I refuse to give up.

Besides, there could be more like me. I won't die without finding out.

I can maintain control of my body. If I find a scientist or police, I'll explain what's happening to me... They're very likely to kill me to examine my body... I'm scared, I don't want to die... I have a lot of time to reflect on that.

On one hand, I feel guilty for being responsible for those deaths, but I don't want to redeem myself by sacrificing myself... Ah, I don't know.

"I guess I'll have to live as a zombie forever."

Although that doesn't mean I'll give up.

I go back to the truck and take the machete. My only memory of the first person I met in this new zombie world... Well, there was another person, but that one was eaten by my mother before I knew what he was.

"I guess I'll need this."

I take all the food I can and store it in my pants.

"I don't think I'll ever be normal again."

I see Erick... He trusted me... And I failed him... I'm sorry... Sorry... I didn't know.

"I'm so sorry."

I walk away from the zombies.

Ah... Only solitude awaits me. Oh, and I have to pray that I don't encounter humans. They'll end up killing me.

"Why did I behave like this? Am I losing my mind?"

I hope not, I still want to live... Oh...

I see a beautiful car with a zombie inside.

Well, well, well. My luck is changing.

"Great. Does it have the keys?"

I open the door and check... Mmm... Yes!

"Yeah, it does. Fufu. I feel like a criminal."

Excuse me, I'll take this. Thank you.

I remove the safety belt and pull the zombie out of the car. Sorry, but I'll keep it. I don't think you need it, bro.

"Go walking home, it's good for your health."

I don't know how to drive, but I'll try.

I hope video games and movies didn't deceive me.

I get into the car and start it. Okay... I think this will work.

"All right... I'll try not to get too close to normal people."

I'm not normal anymore, I'm a monster... Wow... I feel terrible... No, Zei, there's no time to feel bad. The past cannot be changed.

"I know... I know... All right, let's go!"

I start driving... Quite slow, I know, but I'm afraid of going faster and not being able to brake. First, I'll get used to it.

"Well, slow but steady."

Well... What will be my destination? Basically, I'm driving without any apparent direction.

Mmm... Well, I'll think about that later. For now, I think I need a refuge.

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Ah... Saying stupid things helps me relax, but silence is also relaxing. Plus, it's boring to say stupid things and have no one hear me... Oh!

12 minutes later, I think, I found something interesting.

I see a group of people asking for help... I want to help, but... What if the same thing happens to me? What if my instinct forces me to kill them?

It's a family... Two children, a teenager, two parents, and a grandfather... I'm so sorry.

"No... I shouldn't... No... What?"

Some zombies are running towards them.

Why did we get a zombie apocalypse with running zombies? It would be easier to survive with slow zombies.

"Shit!"

I can't be close to them, but that doesn't mean I can't help them kill those zombies!

I accelerated as much as I could.

I head towards the zombies and run over most of them. "Chuza"! Is that what it's called? I think so.

"Good!"

I stop and take the machete.

"Only two left."

Ah, then it wasn't a "chuza."

I get out and kill one... It's easy to kill them when they don't try to kill you. A simple head attack is enough.

"Good."

"Ahhhhhhh!!"

The remaining zombie was still chasing the people. Ah, damn running zombies.

"Shit!"

I start running and chase it... Come on, Zei, a little more. Maximum effort!

"Come on... Come on!"

"Get away!"

One of them pushes the zombie, and the zombie falls to the ground. Oh, that was risky, cute! I like it! You're my type... Ah, but I'm a zombie. Damn virus!

But hey, I have the perfect opportunity!

"Perfect!"

I arrive in time before it gets up and kill the zombie... Phew. Just in time. They might have died if I weren't here.

"Thank you so much!"

I close my eyes. They must not see my eyes. I don't want them to be afraid of me or try to kill me.

Ah, and I was proud of my eyes, they were one of my strengths with women.

"You're welcome."

I walk away from them. I can't get close to people. I mustn't.

"Do you need help? Are you alone?"

"Yes, I am."

"Don't you want to come with us?"

"No, thank you. Good luck."

I keep walking. I must stay away from people.

I can't be close to people... I don't want to kill another innocent person. I don't think I can handle it.

I get in the car and start it.

"Shit... I really feel bad."

I hate my situation.

I open my eyes and turn to see the people. I hope they can be safe... What?!

"Eh?!"

I close my eyes. The people were following me.

Idiots, they scared me!

"Can we come with you?"

"I'm sorry... You can't."

"Why not?"

"I'm... I'm dangerous, I'm sorry. Don't head south, there are more zombies."

I start driving and leave, not thinking about them anymore.

"I'm sorry..."

It's the best... I must be alone.

I am probably condemning them, but it is also possible that they are still alive thanks to me... It is best not to think about that.

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Ah... The trip is boring. I already remembered why I don't like to travel.

Driving fast is entertaining, but it consumes more gasoline than I thought. I think I should get more.

But, considering that I am in a zombie apocalypse, I doubt I will find a gas station with gasoline, but at least I can try.

Mmm... Lalala...

"Cheese... Three sad tigers ate wheat in a wheat field... Mmm... Breasts or butts? Definitely breasts. Especially big ones... Although I think I love older women more. Milfs... Mmm... Oh, yes, I'm bored."

Ah, a life full of loneliness awaits me. Do zombies eat animals? I will investigate. If they only eat people, I'll get a dog to feel less alone... Oh, lucky me!

20 minutes later I arrived at a gas station. Perfect, it's empty, and doesn't look too bad.

"Well, I think I need gasoline for the car and for cooking."

I don't know how to light fires, so I'll need matches or lighters, and plenty of food.

I planned to stay in some zombie-infested town, but I must be prepared to sleep outdoors, as I'm afraid normal humans will kill me. The farther away I am from them, the better.

I stop and get out... No zombies in sight... Are there any living people?

"Are there no zombies?"

Considering the large number of people in the country, not seeing any zombies nearby is quite suspicious. Are there humans around here killing them? Shit, I have to hurry.

I see a store next to the gas station. Mmm... Junk food or cooking food? Both!

"It looks like it hasn't been looted."

It looks very intact. Aren't we supposed to be in a zombie apocalypse? Seeing intact stores is quite rare.

I enter the store. I don't want to steal, but it's necessary to survive. Plus, the world went to shit! It's no longer necessary to continue respecting the laws.

"Hello?! Don't shoot me, I'm just blind...! Mmm... Nothing."

I don't see anyone... And no one answers.

"Can I steal, please?! Say something if the answer is negative!"

No answer. Fufu. Thank you for giving me permission.

"I guess there's no one. Thanks!"

I look for food... Well, there's too much. This store hasn't been looted yet.

At least this day is improving! I'll have plenty of food to survive for several weeks.

"I was lucky."

I store as much food as I can in bags. Ah, and to think that the day would come when I could take whatever I want from a store.

"This will be enough for a week."

Maybe more... Oh, is that what I think it is?

I see some dark glasses on the counter... Mmm... I never liked wearing glasses, but...

"I guess... No, it's a bad idea... But I could... No... Screw it."

I take the glasses and put them on. Well, at least I'll be able to see women's butts and breasts without them noticing... What a shitty and more disgusting advantage, I know. Sorry for wanting to see the bright side of things! My life has become shit, at least let me enjoy a little!

"I guess they won't see my eyes like this."

Well, today I'm trying out a new style. Ah... Well... Time to continue with my life.

I leave the store and put the food in the car. Okay, now I need to find shelter.

"Alright, that should be enough... Huh? Is that...?"

Yes, it is... Ahhhhhhh! I'm in danger!

I hear gunfire nearby. Is it the police?! If they see me, I'm dead...twice over!

"Damn, that sounds dangerous."

Something is approaching. Humans? Yes, humans.

Two men on motorcycles were firing shots in the air. Are they mentally challenged? If I were a complete zombie, I'd be pretty attracted to those gunshots.

Why are they wasting bullets? They definitely have mental problems.

"Are they crazy?"

I would hide, but they've already seen me. Ah, let's see. Idiots firing into the air on motorcycles...yes, definitely bad guys...damn it!

They park at the gas station. Ah, let's get this over with. They're definitely going to rob me.

"Hey, friend, give us the food you have!"

Mmm...bad people? I guessed right...! Idiot, that's not good!

"Hey, I barely know you, don't call me friend. I'm not that easy to win over, handsome. Besides, there's more food in the store."

"I don't care, give us your food and any weapons you have!"

They're definitely going to kill me. Goodbye, world. I'm not going to beg. If they kill me, they kill me, but I won't die begging for my life.

What? Did I give up too easily? They have guns! I can't beat them with my fists!

"Mmmm. Oh, how adorable. You guys are acting tough. Fufu. No, no, no, no, I won't. I won't. By the way, improve your bad boy acting, you're just embarrassing. What kind of moron wastes bullets?"

"I warned you!"

He shoots me in the chest and I fall to the ground... Oh... W-wow...

"We warned you!"

Huh?

I don't feel any pain... Huh?

I don't feel pain? I fell because I was scared, but it didn't hurt...I don't feel anything! He definitely shot me, I have no doubt about that, but I don't feel pain! Hahahahahaha! Being a zombie has its advantages!

The men approach me. Alright, pretend to be dead...well, I am dead, but I'll pretend to be even more dead.

Ah, this is so hard to understand.

"This is fun!"

"Take his car and let's go!"

Well, I stole it too, so it doesn't matter.

One of their legs was next to me... Dammit, I should... No.

Don't do it... Don't bite him... It's not worth it... I won't kill living people.

They stole my car and left... Well, I don't care, it was stolen anyway.

"Damn, that was too close."

I get up and check my chest... Wow... My situation is becoming stranger and stranger.

"Damn. Why don't I feel any pain...? Of course, I'm already dead... Although my head hurt before."

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Well, it's not worth thinking about the logic of this... Oh... Fufu. Those men really are mentally challenged.

One of them left his motorcycle.

"Prefer the car? What idiots."

They'll probably leave the food and the car at their shelter and then come back for the motorcycle.

Well, well, well. They stole my car, so...

I hop on the motorcycle. Eye for an eye, bro.

"They even left the keys. They really are mentally challenged."

I start the motorcycle.

I may be a complete newbie with cars, but I'm an expert with motorcycles!

"I know how to ride motorcycles!"

I speed away from there.

"Well, I guess I need to find a place to sleep."

And far away from here, I don't want to run into those men again. They may be mentally challenged, but they have weapons. I'd rather avoid trouble with them.

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Two hours of travel later, I think I arrived at the perfect place.

I arrive at a town... It's full of those zombies... I don't think there are any living people.

"Maybe I can sleep here."

I walk through the town... Yes, it's doomed. Everything is overrun by zombies. Hmph. If someone saw me driving a motorcycle in the middle of this crowd of zombies, they would think I'm the coolest person in the world.

"It's full of zombies."

Oh, zombie kids... Sh-shit, a zombie baby... That was disturbing. It makes me very sad to see dead children, but there's nothing I can do about it... Wait... There. The zombies are heading towards a certain direction. Is there a survivor?

I also head towards that place to get a better look.

"I'm scared, mommy!"

That voice... A little child.

I look up and see a little boy and a woman on top of a house. Considering the hundreds of zombies around us, yes, they are indeed doomed to die. Well, that will change thanks to me, they were lucky enough.

"Well, it must be very uncomfortable up there with this sun."

The house was surrounded by zombies, there's no escaping that. Well, their hero has arrived. Hmph.

Plus, that woman is beautiful! A milf! Would she show me her breasts as a reward...? Ahhhhhhh! Zei, put your perverted thoughts aside, someone needs your help!

"Help!"

The woman started asking for help. Wow... I'm sure she has hopes of being saved along with her son. She doesn't want her son to lose hope. What a good mother she is... I definitely have to help her.

Don't worry, beautiful, your hero has arrived.

"Well... I don't have any weapons, but they might have a knife in their house."

What kind of house would it be without knives? Obviously they have some.

I get off the motorcycle and head towards the house.

"Don't worry, I'll help you!" - I shouted to them.

They looked down to see me and I waved my arms to greet them.

The look of surprise on their faces is priceless. Yes, I know, it's so rare that they're not attacking me.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of them!"

"Be careful!"

I dive into the zombies and enter the house. Tsk. Get out of the way, zombie, you're not getting in!

"That's impossible!!"

It's not impossible, gorgeous... Well, if I were in your situation, I'd think it's impossible too.

I grab a knife from the kitchen.

"This will do."

I step out of the house and start killing the zombies. Knife goes in and they die. Knife goes in and they die. Ah, it's so easy it's unfair.

Hmph. I'm so pro that the apocalypse is on easy mode for me.

"Mama, why aren't they eating him?!"

"I-I don't know!"

Ah, I don't know either.

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I finished killing the zombies. Phew. It took me some time, but I finished.

"You can come down now!! Goodbye and you're welcome!"

"Wait!!"

The two of them come down from the roof. Will you give me a kiss? Oh, so kind, but with all my heartache, I'll have to refuse. I could infect you.

"Why didn't they try to eat you?"

...Ah...I got my hopes up for nothing.

"I'm...I'm immune."

"Immune?!"

"Yes, they see me as one of them and don't attack me."

"You're incredible, sir!"

Ouch, that hurt.

"Sir? I'm 16, kid."

Well, for a little 7-year-old kid, I'm a sir.

I get on my motorcycle.

"The town is full of zombies, I recommend you stay inside your house."

"Can we come with you?!"

"No, sorry... Are you two alone?"

"Yes, my husband was infected and it's just the two of us now."

Ah, I wish I wasn't a zombie, so I could try to court that beauty.

"I see... I'm sorry, but stay in your house and I'll help you get food. Is that okay?"

"T-Thank you!"

I can't abandon a mother and her son. I'll help them as much as I can.

Plus, she's an older woman. I've always been attracted to older women.

No, Zei, don't waste time thinking perverted thoughts!

"I'll be in the town. Goodbye."

I start the motorcycle and leave.

"I can't be near people."

I don't want another accident like Erick's to happen again... Oh, that house looks pretty good.

I see a two-story house. Plenty of space to live.

"Wow, it's really nice."

I park at the entrance. Good.

I try to open the door... Oh, that was easy.

"The door is open, I guess nobody's here."

I enter the house and close the door.

"Okay, I'll be fine here."

Should I put zombies in the house? Then I would be safe from people trying to come in... Nah, better not, I prefer to avoid being responsible for more deaths.

I start checking the house... Wow, not bad. The people who lived here had a lot of money.

But, setting aside how nice it is, there's nobody here. It's safe to sleep here.

"There's nobody here."

I enter a room and see a little girl zombie... A little 5-year-old girl... Poor thing.

I feel sorry for her.

"Wow... Should I kill her...? I can't bring myself to do it."

Yes, I can't bring myself to harm a little girl, even if she's a zombie.

The zombie children from earlier, I put them in different houses to avoid killing them. That's bad, but I'll think of how to get rid of them later.

I take the girl's hand.

"Let's go."

I open the door and take the girl out of the house. Yes, yes, I know it's your house, but now it belongs to me. Goodbye.

"Okay."

I close the door and continue checking the house.

"Is there nobody else?"

I enter the last room.

"Okay, nobody's here."

Now, please, let a miracle happen. I want to take a shower, I want to take a shower.

I enter the bathroom.

"I hope there's water."

I turn on the shower and...there's only a little water coming out! Yes!

"Okay, something is better than nothing."

I take off my shirt and see my wound in the mirror. Ouch, yeah, I definitely got shot.

"It's not bleeding anymore, but it looks bad."

I touch the wound... Nope, still not feeling anything... Weird.

"Although I don't feel any pain."

Oh well... Time for dinner.

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After a quiet dinner (consisting of simple sausages I found in the fridge), I lie down on the bed.

My first dinner without my mother... Honestly, it made me feel quite depressed, but I try not to think about it. My mother wouldn't want me to live my life being depressed. She was always a cheerful person who always made me smile. She would be proud of me and happy if I live my life to the fullest, always trying to move forward and not getting stuck thinking about sad things.

Mother, I will live my life like you, always cheerful and trying not to dwell on the negative things in life.

Ah... This day was long, but it will soon end... But another long day will follow tomorrow.

"Locked door and closed window. Perfect... I have to get used to living like this, there's little water, no electricity, and I have to live alone... Shit."

It's a little lonely... I miss my mother... Oh, I forgot to visit Sara... Whatever, she cheated on me. I hope she's... No... I shouldn't wish death upon Sara just because she cheated on me... I just have to forget her.

Ah... Well... Time to sleep.

Now I can confirm the theory I have.

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(Next day.)

"Eh?"

I wake up and realize that I was on the floor... I knew it.

"Shit."

I get up from the bed... Well... Headache... now.

"Ahhhhhh!! Why did my theory turn out to be true?!"

S-shit... Ah... When I'm asleep, I become a full zombie, and when I wake up, the memories of when I was a full zombie come back to me, that's why my head hurts.

Ah... Well, at least now I know I have to avoid falling asleep when I'm near living people.

"Okay... Okay... I'm okay... I think."

The pain doesn't last long, at least.

I check the wardrobe.

"The one who lived here was my size, lucky me."

I take some clothes and put them on the bed.

"Okay. Now for a nice bath."

I leave the room and enter the bathroom.

"I hope there's still water."

I take off my clothes... Ah, being naked makes me feel alive again. Why? I have an erection! Fufu. The classic when men wake up in the morning. At least my blood is still circulating, even if I'm a zombie.

"I should throw away the shirt, it's stained with blood."

Besides, I got more clothes, I don't need it anymore.

I look at myself in the mirror, to appreciate my... What?!

"What happened to me?!"

M-my wound disappeared!

"Shit... This is weird... Why did my wound disappear?"

... Ah, thinking about the logic of my body doesn't make sense. I'm a zombie that can maintain control, maybe I can heal faster or something. Ah, I won't think about it anymore.

I turn on the shower and... no... water comes out.

"Shit."

I don't want to stink. Shit.

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(20 minutes later.)

I put on my glasses... Alright... I'm ready to go out.

"Alright, I'm dressed."

I grab some food from the fridge.

"I think I should bring that woman some food."

Let's go.

I leave the house.

"Well, a lot of strange things have happened to me, but... Why did my wound disappear?

Can zombies regenerate? That would be worse! Ahhhhhh! What kind of zombies are these?! I don't know!

Oh well, at least being a zombie will protect me from other zombies.

I walk alongside some zombies.

"Goodbye, fellow zombies! Let's go get a beer later... Eh?!"

One of them tried to bite me, but I managed to get away!

What's wrong with him?! Is he a double cannibal?!

The zombies start attacking me!

"Shit! Hey, I'm also a zombie, you idiots!"

I run away.

"Why?! I'm not delicious, I swear...! Although many women have called me tasty. Fufu... Eh?"

I don't hear them chasing me.

I turn around and see that they're not chasing me.

"What's going on? Hey, I'm offended that you don't think I'm tasty!"

Well, at least that saved me.

"Why do they treat me like a human?"

I slowly approach the zombies.

"Why did they attack me?"

I'm less than a meter away from them and they try to attack me.

"Shit."

I move away from them and they stop attacking me.

"Do they attack me if I get too close?"

Ah... I really don't understand anything.