Life 3: The Clash of Both Wolf and Ape

"Through learning Martial Arts you will grow healthier, both in body and mind, and by doing so you will spend your lives more enjoyably and to their fullest extent.

Extending your life spans and living to the fullest with nature in tow."

Said Master Roshi as he explained this to us seriously.

Personally, I quite like him as he was capable of being serious when he wanted and gave some good preaches of motivation.

When he had finished, Bulma shouted at him:

"You old pervert, you think just because your acting serious you can hide your lecherous behaviour- well I'll tell you, Yamcha!"

"This old pervert wanted to see my panties but I said no and he never let me have the Dragon Ball-

This geezer only gave it after I gave him some antique Pornos from my dad's collection-

This guy is a perverted geezer- you think he can teach us anything!"

Hearing that Roshi began to become embarrassed as it seems he was serious for no reason at all-

As Bulma had just spilt the beans to his newest and probably favourite student as of yet.

Seeing that he couldn't clear the misunderstanding he quickly *Cough, *coughed his way out of the situation and then said.

"Well it doesn't matter does it, hey you came here to learn martial arts, not to blabbermouth-

Now listen to learn the turtle way is to increase one's strength and durability to use their strength to their advantage.

For this, you will need strong endurance and muscular strength!"

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But as Master said this a huge tide came upon the island as someone's butt was stuck out while their head was in the sand-

It seemed that Krillin- the Krill master had arrived.

Seeing this I headed towards him and pulled him out of the sandpit in one pull it seems he had a battle power of 7.

Anyway, when I did this, the bald kid looked at me as if I was his idol before he said,

"Please great master accept me as your disciple-

Please I've even gotten you your favourite items, Hehehe!"

And he gave me a look saying, 'You're also a man of culture- huh, hehehe.'

Before he opened his sack and boom it landed in the golden sand as it made three pyramids on the ground-

With countless naked ladies in all positions and seeing this so close I began blushing and started counting, '1,2,3,4,5,6,...,1467....2345'

"Yamcha—!!"

Suddenly Bulma pulled my body away from the exotic pyramid and punched Krillin back into the sea.

It seems she was angry at me for looking at the obscene images, she then whispered while blushing.

"If you want to see a woman's body that badly- then I'll let you see mine... you're my Yamcha after all..."

After that, she quickly stopped talking as her face became red with blush and embarrassment.

After that Roshi started to laugh like a perverted old geezer and his nose spurted out blood as if they were jets as he was launched up into the air due to seeing the variety of adult magazines Krillin brought with him.

And I thought:

'Why does a monk have that many adult magazines-

Aren't they trying to reach enlightenment and let go of worldly desires and materialistic wealth?'

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"Come on now focus, first Yamcha and Bulma you've told us the reason for you wanting to learn my ways and Goku you've done that as well-

It's your turn young monk!"

"My name is Krillin-

And I wish to learn your great ways to show off and get laid-

Great master, I know you're also a man of culture-..."

But before he could finish Master Roshi whacked his head.

"Hmph to truly learn my martial arts you should not show off and try to get girls.

Like this, as it will impure your martial path- it will lead you astray!"

"But master didn't you accept my adult magazines?

How come you're lecturing me!"

But once again he got whacked on the head due to disobedience and insulting one's teacher.

"Hmph as if, I merely put them In my room as to safeguard them for you-

When you've mastered my martial arts now stop yapping nonsense Young Krillin!"

"Mmm since your all here then your first task is to find this rock I have written on with my Kanji-

Find this rock within 30 minutes otherwise, there will be consequences-

You will go hungry for the night if you don't form a team each and search for the stone- Hiya!!"

And after that Master Roshi chucked the stone into a cliff and jungle zone for us to go find and procure.

Seeing this me and Bulma instantly legged it the way in which Master had thrown the rock as to find it first.

With Bulma, the two of us ran in the direction of the stone but before I could go any further Goku had tried to attack me from behind with his flying kick as to send me flying.

Like a dynamic entry the sound if the wind cutting against me was audible to the ear.

"WHOOOSHH!!"

But in quick time I grabbed his foot and twirled him around on the ground causing him to fall.

However, instead of moving back, he came forward it seems we both had the same strength and so my skills weren't doing much.

And it seemed it was the same for Goku, so he came in again with a flying kick he missed as I stopped his left leg.

Then he kicked off from my chin backwards before doing a double kick on me sending me flying into the cliff where Master threw the stone at.

And it seemed that Goku had forgotten about that and Bulma seeing this quickly took it as the shake caused the stone to fall down and without further ado hid it in her Hoipoi Capsules.

Meanwhile, Krillin was further in the jungle as countless wild wolves tried to eat him as pterosaurs tried to claw him down.

Goku had just done a double kick on me and I quickly moved out the way as he launched a punch at me missing but creating a hole in the cliff.

This meant that I would've been a goner if I didn't evade it seeing that his hand was stuck in the cold stone.

I did a quick roundhouse kick on him slamming him even more into the cliff while his hand was stuck in it.

And wanting to end this battle I went in for a:

"Wolf... Fang... Fist- UNLEASH!!!"

But as soon as I went to knock him out an orange pterodactyl came out from nowhere and scratched my back with its claws causing my body to fall on the ground as my back began to bleed in three ways due to the claws.

While this happened I grit my teeth as I wanted to quickly end this and with my anger as a fuel, I jumped straight up and:

"WOLF... FANG... FIST- UNLEASHED!!!"

The mighty power from my body had killed it in an instant as I went right through it and I could see broad daylight through the human-sized hole of the insta-killed beast.

Goku, however, was still stuck in the cliff and seeing this as my chance I went in toward him ready to end this battle as my blood kept leaking out, with one punch aimed at the stuck Goku I came down like a star and:

"WOLF... FANG... FIST!!!"

I launched this while in the air and as I was coming closer and closer I felt I impacted Goku and knocked him out though I wasn't too good as I fainted as well due to the blood loss.

"Yamcha— Don't leave me- please open your eyes!"

I could see a crying Bulma In front of me showing her care towards me and I felt happy that I had someone that cared for me.

"Bulma... I CAN DO THIS… Believe IT!"

After this, my eyes closed as I lost consciousness.