I'm not having a laugh, I'm having a bath [r18] 1
"It's time!"
She looked up, startled.
Phoenix stood before her, arms held out to either side of himself, dramatic.
Naked.
She couldn't help but laugh. "Phoenix?!"
"This is no laughing matter, darling, this is a bathing matter~" He teased.
She rolled her eyes, but couldn't fight back a grin. "Phoenix...!" She sighed, giggling a little. "Why are you naked?"
He spread his arms and bowed with a flourish, as if awaiting applause.
"Oh my god, you are ridiculous." She chuckled.
He struck a pose, wiggling his hips with a grin. "Oh, don't pretend like you don't want me to be naked, darling."
"Shut it, you."
He raised an eyebrow, cocking a hip. "You won't let me stand here naked and shivering when there's a perfectly hot bath with three other handsome men in it waiting, are you?"
She laughed helplessly, her eyes traveling down his lean form. "Okay, alright..." She giggled. "Lead me to the tub, you sexy beast."