Chapter 7 I can’t stop laughing

Seeing Lai Yuejing's expression, Wang Yue showed a playful smile and continued:

"In the first grade, when the physical education teacher went to the toilet, you smashed the rice field in the toilet with a brick, splashing the teacher's butt with shit!"

"In the third grade, you peed with your best friend, and saw that his was bigger than yours, so you came up with a plan and threatened him that he was poisoned.

If he was not treated in time, it would rot and he would not be able to pee in the future!" "The other party was scared by you and burst into tears.

He was at a loss and asked you what to do. Then you gave him an idea and said to catch a leech, and it would be fine!"

"Finally, you helped him catch a leech the size of an index finger and put it in his...,

but he screamed in pain.

Fortunately, his parents sent him to the hospital in time to save him!"

"And your best friend was beaten for this. They thought he was bitten because he went to the pond to swim.

No matter how he explained, because of your image as a good boy, others didn't believe that you would do such a thing!"

Lai Yuejing's eyes widened, his heart was already in turmoil, and his face was full of disbelief, He has never told anyone about these things.

Unless he saw it with his own eyes, how could he explain it so clearly!

Pointing at the screen, he stuttered:

"You, you, you...

how do you know???"

Wang Yue was very satisfied with Lai Yuejing's reaction, and said slowly:

"Don't make a fuss.

The years are recorded on everyone's face. For a fortune teller, isn't it easy to see these?"

Lai Yuejing's face was full of admiration, and he said sincerely: "

Master, Σ(ﾟДﾟ) is so amazing!!"

"But why do I only see wrinkles on my face and can't see what the master said!"

After saying that, he carefully studied his face in the mirror!

The viewers in the live broadcast room joked at this time: "

Fuck, I am dying of laughter, this guy is really talented..."

"Physical Education Teacher:

Fuck, it turned out to be you, little guy, I have been washing for a week and there is still a smell, just wait and see..."

"Sister is the Queen:

Hahaha, I have failed in my studies.

If my boyfriend dares to bully me in the future, I will catch leeches!"

"@Sister is the Queen, don't catch me, my name is: Leech..."

"Do you want your friend to be happy?

Yes?

Then give him a friend of the same type @走带风, hahaha!"

"@走带风, because normal people can only see wrinkles, hahaha!"

Lai Yuejing still feels like he is dreaming.

He cannot imagine that someone can really look at someone's face so carefully! ! !

At this moment, in order to strengthen the trust between the two parties, Wang Yue continued:

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet."

"When you were in college, you saw your roommate often went out to play poker with his girlfriend.

One time, you secretly replaced his silky water with 502 super glue, and the result was…"

"Stop, stop, stop, Master, I can't say any more…"

Lai Yuejing was sweating all over his face at this time, and hurriedly stopped Wang Yue from continuing.

He was really scared! ! !

He also completely believed in Wang Yue's ability.

This was a real master, not a half-baked street swindler!

If he continued to talk, he would probably even tell the time of each time.

At this time, the viewers in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard in front of the screen that they were almost exhausted.

The comments kept on flashing:

"Hahaha, Master, keep talking, don't stop.

I want to know the details of what happened next.

I don't mind paying!"

"My sister asked me why I was lying on the ground and sobbing.

I said I couldn't laugh.

Haha..."

"@走带风, damn!!!

You're having your period, it turns out it's you, you bastard, who's causing it.

Wait, I'm going to kill you right away..." "Hahaha, @以如往的丝滑, what does that feel like, brother?

I really want to try it but I don't have enough courage, what should I do?"

... Wang Yue was also laughing at this time.

When he saw this scene with his skills, he wanted to laugh, but after all, he was professionally trained, so he held it back!

At this time, he really couldn't help it and could only laugh for fun!

Under Lai Yuejing's resentful gaze, Wang Yue waved his hands and said jokingly: "

Okay, okay, I won't say anything more.

The main reason is that you made a request before.

I am afraid that if I don't say more to enhance the trust, you will report me!"

"So are you still fighting against fakes now?" 100,000+ fans covered their mouths and laughed!

Good guy!

They finally understood that the guy walking with the wind was definitely paying for his arrogance before!

Although the master has a good temper, he is not without it!

And the master will not do anything to you, but just expose your embarrassing things and let you die!

Just the fact that he secretly replaced the 502 super glue was exposed, I guess his roommate would either kill him or make him lose half a layer of skin!

Lai Yuejing smiled bitterly and then rewarded 10 Huazi!

Huazi rained down in the live broadcast room, and the special effects continued!

Lai Yuejing then smiled and said: "

Master, I was wrong.

It seems that my myopia has worsened.

I can't recognize the master right in front of me.

I will get a new pair of shoes right away!" "Hehehe, I hope the master doesn't mind!" Wang Yue didn't really care, but just joked for a while, and stopped teasing him immediately.

Looking at the screen, he asked: "

Tell me what you need to calculate?"

Lai Yuejing quickly replied:

"Master, I don't have anything to calculate.

I won't bother you to continue looking for someone with a predestined relationship.

I'll leave now!"

He came here to fight against fakes.

Now it has been confirmed that it is true, and he almost let himself die!

At this time, he wanted to cut off the microphone immediately.

What else did he want to calculate! !

Wang Yue slowly revealed a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, and confirmed:

"Are you sure?"

Seeing Wang Yue's smile, Lai Yuejing's heart tightened, thinking carefully, is there something wrong with his body?

That's not right, I just had a physical examination last week, except for being a little weak, there was nothing abnormal!

He really couldn't think of it, frowned, and said to Wang Yue in confusion:

"Master, I'm really fine!"

"And I just checked, this mirror in my room is just an ordinary mirror, let alone a 3D ultra-high-definition camera, even an ordinary camera can't be installed!"

Wang Yue put away his smile and said seriously:

"No, you are in trouble, and your omen is not small!!!"