bully? | Ch 9

Esteemed reader, here I am

The head of archiel! My head is removed from my neck with clean cut by sword princess!

It's really hurt you know~ I'm in a mortal vessel after all. It's just like your neck is stabbed by hundred needle and it kept repeating.

I open my eyes to receptionist that hold my head.

Another receptionist was in utter amaze when they saw the dead body without the head, they were shaking from fear.

When the receptionist tried to speak they stuttered instead

-H..h..how did you..why!!!! Why you kill him!?

On this mess a constellation slide to my stream.

[Archangel of flame is just back from her morning sauna and slide to your stream and shout what in god names is happening to you!?]

Oh she is uriel~ Wellcome to my stream~

I see you as much beautiful as always~

[Archangel of flame is smiling and told you to shut up and show cross to you to prevent corruption]

Her logic is innocent..which add category to

Flirting means sin!

Holding hand is a sin!

How Dirty! How lewd!!! Something so lewd is not approved!!

For the sake of God!

[Archangel of flame says 'you should back to your streaming' with a blush on her face]

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back to adventurer guild...

They were so puzzled did sword princess bas a grudges to me even killing me without hesitation?,

Meanwhile I'm here without head and still able to speak was a strange phenomenon that was never discovered nor known by anyone.

They backed away, they didn't like to stay with the dead body any longer.

"Hey.. can you attach my head to my neck?".

"Of course". Eina tulle subconsciously answer me. Well there is no way a head able to talk.

"Thank you".

Right? She thought subconsciously

Me: "....".

Eina: ".....".

Me: "Can you hurry? It's really~ really hurt you know~".

Eina: "It's....".

Me:" it's...?".

Eina was in disbelief, as she dropped my head by lose of strength on her arm

.the head rolled around as if it was going to move on its own,

Eina: "THE HEAD IS TALKING!?!?".

[Archangel of flame currently have a weird expression]

My head was surprisingly fast as it moved right in front of Eina's face, she could see the eyes moving frantically, she thought she was starting to crazy and hallucinating, she tried to step away but she was paralyzed from the fear.

Eina: "It's...talking.".

She lost the color of her body and become as white as paper...

At that moment is unconscious

"Eina chan!!!". A pink haired girl catch her body from falling.

Me: "tch!! It's seems I need to do it myself!".

My headless body moves make guild adventurer point their weapon at me.

Adventurer: "DONT MOVE!!!".

I stood proudly and hold my head like dullahan.

Me: "What? Never seen a sage with immortality? But sorry I'm not that boner 🌝".

(Talking about Fels)

[Crawling Chaos taking note of you as reference]

[Archangel of flames warn you about you not to scare her]

[Crawling chaos is yelling at archangel of flame about she is not funny pigeon]

Me: " you golden haired girl!".

I shout at Ais Wallenstein with my finger toward her face.

"Yes?". Still expressionless.. but I could see hint of regret on her face.

Me: "Tell me your name!".

Ais:" I'm Ais, Ais Wallenstein."

Me: "right, Mrs Ais Wallenasassin-kun!. listen.

You know how hurt your neck is severed? Wanna try it yourself?!".

[Archangel of flame sent Sedative to crawling chaos and say it's time you need to drink your drug]

[Crawling chaos is silent with countless vein appear on his tentacles]

"I...". She hesitate, she finds it difficult to express herself, but she try hardly and finnaly able to have a weird apological expression on her face.

Me :"You?".

Ais: "Im sorry!!".

After Ais sheathed her sword She bow 90° In front of me

Me: "sorry for what?".

Ais: " for severing your neck".

Me: "and?".

She titled her head to left with confused look. Well she looks cute but chiel-sensei from tensura is cuter.

Ais: "for attacking you without talking with you first".

Me: "good..now let's talk why you do that?".

I put back my head on my neck, just few second my severed neck is already attached.

Damn... There is sand left on my neck..

Ais: "my body move by its own".

Me: "listen me here small avenger!!! There is no assemble for you!

Are you a genius acting like idiot or real idiot that acting like genius?, or you are too genius make me sound like stupid?

You think I would believe that your skill gone berserk? ".

Me: -_-

Ais just silent and hear my bullshit with her mouth opened. She never met such Karen like me after all.

Moreover with a bullshit boosted gear

make me worse than your physics theory teacher... Well he force you to count how many energy you need to move your ass with gravity

while me?

I just shouting bullshit here.

Ais: "I was..."

She want to say something but too bad my mouth is faster. I cut her off before she could speak

me: "well it's just word from another hero of justice like you who try to kill me in past! 'just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!!".

???: that's enough you bastard!!!!

[Certain dragon god says: A wild beast man Appeared.]

Me: "don't disturb when adult is talking mutt!!! 9th tier magic: grasp hea-"

Magic circle spinning around me and something red is materialized on my hand. It beating.

[Certain dragon god shout: DO IT!! KILL HIM!!!]

[Archangel of flame start the worth 10 hour of lecture to certain dragon god]

But... Suddenly my emotion come out.. killing him would make me same as original so I stop myself from killing him, grant him a mercy so he could alive..to another day.

Make sure give offense as long he doesn't dead literally it's okay.

[Certain dragon god shout to archangel of flame: you are not my mom!]

Me: "God tier magic: divine Asian slipper"

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

Bete: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?".

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

Bete: "STOP IT OR I WIL---".

shame for wild wolf-kun his word is too slow in front of my divine slipper.

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

Bete: "YOU!!! HOW DAR---E".

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

Bete: "I will---".

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

I won't stop until my irritation from you disappear!!, this is not bullying.. definitely not.

It's for the sake of greater good.

Just because I'm enjoying this doesn't meant it's evil right?

*Smack!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

Thats for your Yankee looking face!

*Smack!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

That's for you bully the original Mc that currently become my teacher of justice!

*Smack!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

That's for myself that start enjoying this!!!

*Smack!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage.

*Smack!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage

I found him miserably unconscious with mark of my slippers on his face.

[Notice: incarnation bete has died socially]

[Archangel of flame is approving your way of punishment]

[Crawling chaos is sending Avian Influenza vaccine ×999,999 to archangel of flame and says you need this on barn you call Eden.]

[Archangel of flame is silent]

*SMACK!!!*

Bete received 99,999+ Emotional damage

[OVERKILL!!!]

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To be continued~