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I'm in Marvel. My wife is the Scarlet witch!

I came across this translated fanfic, but the translation was SO BAD that it made my brain hurt. So i'm going to try and make it readable... bear with me i sometimes don't understand WTF is going on so i'll probably fuck some things up BTW no synopsis, because i'm lazy and the original one is TERRIBLE

Cringe_Author · Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

Chapter 1

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New York – Queens:

In a nice-looking apartment, on the 28th floor. The warm sun shines into the living room through a window, and the white and clean floor reflects the light.

Li Bufan sat on the sofa, in the living room and muttered, "System? System?"

"If you are active, make a sound."

"Don't be an asshole, the time is up!"

Li Bufan is a person who is not from this world. He comes from an earth where superpowers and flying heroes don't exist. He was transmigrated here 18 years ago.

To be honest, whether it's this earth or the other, Li Bufan doesn't care.

Because in both worlds, his parents died, tragically when he reached 10 years of age. He didn't have people he cared about. And either way, he lives on his own – so it doesn't matter, really.

In this world, he is a regular New Yorker of Chinese descent – born in the United States of America.

As we all know, the United States is a paradise for children. Therefore, although his parents are dead, Li Bufan has survived smoothly with the help of the government.

Originally, Li Bufan thought he had transmigrated to a parallel world similar to the earth, but three years ago, he an accidentally saved a beauty, and his life changed drastically.

The person he saved was called…Wanda Maksimov: the Scarlet Witch!

Until then, he hadn't seen anything strange in this world and didn't know better, but he was in the Marvel world!

Li Bufan panicked instantly!

The Marvel world, for ordinary people, was practically hell, all kinds of villains, all kinds of dangers, even if there are superheroes, they save little people - or cause even more deaths.

Didn't Thanos wipe out half of all living life with a snap of his fingers?

Li Bufan has no powers, how can he ensure his survival?

Not to mention the bosses like Thanos, if you encounter a villain - or a superhero fighting a villain, there is a 95% chance you WILL die.

When the strongest clash, the weaklings get squashed.

If he wanted to survive, he could only depend on a system!

But Li Bufan came to this world eighteen years ago and called the system at least 180,000 times, but nothing happened. Until now, the system finally responded, and Li Bufan almost cried out of anger.

"Why are you so late?!" he asked

"Because the host is underaged, extraction system can only work with adults. It can only be turned on after the host has passed his 18th birthday." /bruh/

Where does a shit setting like that come from?

Li Bufan felt like he was going to explode!

At this moment, Li Bufan's mind suddenly trembled.

Despite his anger he was overjoyed because he had a chance.

After he celebrated, a real-world map suddenly appeared in Li Bufan's mind. With him as the center and a radius of 1,000 meters, he could see everything in a scope of 1,000.

He can also zoom in while looking at the map – in his own mind!

Li Bufan's eyes brightened.

He was waiting for 18 years, but it was not in vain, the system finally appeared and it had to be powerful.

While happy, Li Bufan found that there was a red dot on the map. So, he immediately zoomed in on the red dot, which was in his bathroom!

Li Bufan was taken aback.

On the map, a slender and graceful figure was in the bathroom, and it was showering! / I wish a slender and graceful figure was in my bathroom :( /

The system's rapid voice suddenly sounded: "Ding! Congratulations to the host, the map has been opened, and the extraction system is waiting to be activated!"

"Warning! The host must press the start button within three seconds. Once the timeout expires, the system will be shut down permanently!" the system said coldly.

"Warning! This is not a joke!"

Three seconds!

He only has three seconds, and if he misses it, he will regret it for the rest of his life.

*PRESS* Li Bufan breathed a sigh of relief.