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Painful_truth_ · Fantasy
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96. ADVENTURER IS A SLY FOX! (8)

Klaus took out the bag of wheat flour he brought from the shop just now and poured out on huge large steel plate

Klaus wrapped his hands in plastic rubber like gloves and started to refining the flour

'Refinement!'

The floor floated in air and after sometimes the flour turned completely white, Klaus touched the flour with his fingures and after checking it he smiled

"White as milk, smooth as silk!"

After saying that Klaus started mixing the white flour in water to make it like slightly slimy and make it little solid

'Water ball!

Compression!'

The flour floated in air, Klaus also summoned clean water ball and started mixing the flour in the air, the flour and water expanded and suppressed quickly

While Klaus on the another took out a vegetable and started peeling it with knife

'This one tastes exactly like potatoes from my previous world, even the process is same as previous world '

After peeling the vegetables he boiled them in heater and started heating the pan

After sometimes Klaus touched the flour and said "Hm the dough came out nicely, now let's see the potatoes"

Klaus took out the vegetables that were like potatoes and started smashing them in the pan, after that Klaus mixed some salt and spices into then and after making paste of the vegetable

Klaus observed the vegetables and thought 'The colour and softness came out good '

Klaus then made rolls out of the dough he just made and then stuffed the smashed vegetables in shape of triangle

Then he started frying then in bowl shaped steel pans after sometimes Klaus took them out and served them with tomato sauce and chatney

"Papa the smell is very good!"

"Yeah it's kind of heavy food but it looks worthy for it!"

"I haven't seen any food like that!"

""""You right mam~!!!""""

"What are you guys doing here?" suddenly Brock said as he saw the chefs behind drooling

"Oh well the smell was good so we couldn't control our curiosity!" The chefs replied shamelessly

Klaus looked at the crowd gathered in the kitchen and started making more of them and after some time he said

"This is a dish called 'Samosa' it's kind of dry food you should eat it with chutney or sauce,

Ahh, I went with the flow and I accidentally made too much you guys can take some of you want but don't eat too much it won't be good for your stomach"

Klaus took out a tray from his pouch and took 10-20 of those samosas and chutney and made his way to his room

Just as he left Brock's wife couldn't control herself and jumped to place where Klaus made samosas

She said "I will check them, none of you dare to come here until I say so!"

Brock and chefs made helpless face but Merie kept walking and came near her mother and after some seconds she said with full powered innocent face

"Can I also not come near you Mama~!"

She had little teary eyes, seeing this scene will normally melt anyone's heart but the chefs and Brock made 'Are you serious?' face

Brock's wife who saw her little daughter on verge of crying immediately hugged her and said "No my sweaty! You can go anywhere you want, how can mama say no to you?"

"Mama~!"

Merie hugged her mother and the atmosphere around then turned lovey duvey it looked like heart touching scene but Brock and chefs had only one though in their mind

'Are you fucking serious?! That works too!?"

After that both mother and daughter took one samosa and after cooling it they dipped samosa on the chutneys and then Brock's wife said with serious face

"On the count of 3"

Merie also nodded with serious expression, then she started counting

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

With that both mother and daughter took a bite and their eyes immediately closed, both of them stood their silently but inside their heads

'This taste~

Spiciness that touches your soul

Crunchy cover with soft vegetables inside like a marshmallows

This Chutney sweat and tart taste at same time

Perfect temperature as if fried by gods,

Truly a Divine Food!'

They stood their silently for few moments then the Brock's voice brought them back to reality

"Hey guys are you okay!? Does it taste bad?"

The both mother and daughter looked at each other then at the remaining samosas and with a nod of agreement both said

"We are still checking!"

"It doesn't taste good, so we will take care of it!"

"Yeah throwing food is bad manner, dad!"

And then turned around and started stuffing the samosas in their mouths, Brock and chefs saw this and said "If they are that bad then why are you drooling and stuffing it like that!"

With this all of them launched themselves and the ' War of Samosas' broke out and all of them were able to at least get 2 samosa each

Klaus who just arrived at the room putted the samosas in the table near the window and after preparing he also took a bite with chutney and said

"Life is worth it now, finally the taste that heals my soul~"

The fairies also appered and took tiny pieces of samosas and ate it with chutney

"Wow! This is even better than the pizza, I was almost bored after eating so many!"

"It's good!"

"Let me have it!"

And like that the Fairies also started the fight for samosa

That day two wars broke over same things on the same buildings, and it's fucking worth it, peoples who have ate it will agree

The last samosa is fucking worth it!

After the fight every one got relaxed and slept without any care of world, next day Klaus like usual went downwards with fairies

As Klaus arrived there he saw whole family of Brock standing there, Klaus sat on the chair in front of them and said " What is it? Today whole family is standing here!"

Brock's wife came forward and said "My name is Kathy, I was formerly an S rank Adventurer along with my husband and traveled many places, ate many things but I have yet to eat anything better than the you made yesterday

Please forgive me if this comes out rudely but can you give me recipe of the Samosas, I will pay any price you wa..."

"Oh sure! You can have it!" Klaus cutted her off in middle of sentance and told her it's okay!

Kathy stood there blankly along with Brock and Marie, Klaus took out a notepad and wrote the recipe and handled it to Kathy

"Are you really sure!?" Brock came out from his shock first and said it with surprised face

Klaus nodded and said "It's not like I can't eat it if I have you guys recipe or its my ancestral secret recipe or something and money? I bet I have enough to live life in luxury!"

Kathy smiled brightly and said in words full of gratitude "Thank you, we will remember this kindness, and can I share this recipe with Golden Turtle Organisation? They are the one we work under"

Klaus smiled and said "Of course you can, I also owe them one"

Kathy and Brock smiled happily and just as they were returning Klaus stopped Brock and said with smile "I have money that doesn't mean you can take it for free, the money I gave you yesterday..."

"Ugh, so you remembered!" Brock was about to take out the money but Klaus continued

" ... use it for a lady who will come here with her 2 twin children with blue hairs and eyes, she's my party member!"

"Your party member? Don't you know her name?" Brock and with surprised face

Klaus suddenly came you realisation and said with straight face "Ahh! I forgot to ask yesterday!"

"Are you serious?" Brock said seriously

"I'm serious!" Klaus also replied seriously

"Fucking simp, to make party member just because she's pretty, you got wired fetishes, Milf with kids, seriously!" Brock said with disgusted face

Klaus immediately replied "No you idiot, she said she used be adventurer and I helped her so she joined my party!"

Brock then just waved his hands and left saying "Whatever, not like I care!"

Klaus continued shouting"Did you even listen what I saidddd!"

Brock left with the thought 'Never met anyone kinder than you Klaus... any Adventurer that gets sick even for a month he looses his skills yet you took a person who retired because of sickness as party member.... just too kind!'

And like that the future mythical food was released into World of mortals by a single whim of Klaus, and in some years the dish will be called with title of 'The heavenly dish of Deadly Adventurer'