Birth and... Wait Where is my System?

So here I am, in what seems to be in a completely dark place but also very comfortable it's like I'm floating and have a sense fulfilment. But it's weird haven't I asked to be reincarnated as a baby? So where I am exactly? (even if it's very comfortable and I don't mind being there more time).

Oh, it seems that I'm moving to what seems to be an entrance... A very narrow entraaaaaannnnce!!!!

It was scary I felt like a poop... Yeah, a fucking poop you'll ask me why I feel like that It's because I just realized that I'm a new born and from where do you think babies come from? Yeah... No not the ass but the womb but you can understand why I feel like that I mean I literally come from her back side and the umbilical cord is like the part of the sh*t that just don't want to come off.

Ok so I'm a new born baby and I've just been born an-

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(You fucking b*tch it huuuurt!!!!!!!!!)" I'm now crying.

"Let me see my baby." I heard the weak voice of the woman who I think is my mother.

I turn around (well I at least try) and see a woman who seems in her twenties with a slander build and long sized black hair, she seems exhausted and ready to faint but she still smiles and gesture the nurse to give me to her. She takes me in her arm and show me the kindest and full of love smile that I can remember.

But before I can even react, she faints of exhaustion and the nurse take me back in her arm before the door open and a man in his twenties almost thirties barge in the room panting like crazy and start looking around and when his eyes see me, he suddenly freezes and start to cry.

"Ohhh my little boy!" He screamed as he runned toward me with tears and snorts dripping from his face. He takes me in his arm and start to rub my face with his with all this tears and snort going on my face and dirtying my already dirty body (Obviously I'm dirty I just came out of THAT).

But suddenly a wave of tiredness wash over my body and mind and my consciousness fades away as my little body is taken away by the nurse.

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It's been two weeks since my birth and for now all is normal. I drink the milk from my mother, sleep, eat and nothing more.

Yeah nothing. You'll ask me how nothing don't you have a system and you can like already do quest or train, well no, the only thing that my system tell me is that:

[To unlock the system Host first need to come into contact with supernatural energy like Ki, Qi, Mana/magicules...]

Yes, my super system doesn't even let me have an advantage for my future transmigration. But what transmigration you'll ask me? I think you already know but I'll still tell you:

My name is Nagumo Hajime the protagonists of Arifureta and one of my favorite MC (A/N: WHAT??! Don't judge me Hurmpf) my mother is Nagumo Sumire and my father's name is Nagumo Shuu. And in 17 years I will be transported in the world of Tortus by the piece of sh*t and self proclaimed God Ehit.

So yeah, for like 17 years I will live a normal life, save someone so one of the cutest girls: Shirasaki Kaori develop a crush on me, laze around and do somethings if I'm not too lazy.

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4 Years later

Today is my birthday, It's the 26 July and I need to resume what happened in those 4 years.

First, I tried to learn Japanese, well yes in my last life I was half French and half American so my level in Japanese is rock-bottom. Well, I understand what people say but I can't read so i tried to learn and its hard way to fuc*ing hard but it's okay I will learn with time (hopefully).

And I also tried to train my body for the future so I exercise, run... But with a child body it's way too difficult it's like chains are wrapped around each of your limbs that tries to keep you in place but I persevered and I'm happy because it's the first time I don't abandon something that I find difficult so yeah, I'm super satisfied now (I want to die why the strong will of Nagumo is affecting me I feel like my little body will break).

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10 Years after my birth

I'm a genius!

Obviously, I a genius I mean I'm a 26 years old adult in the body of kid so what do you expect. But even then, I'm impressed by myself I learned the Japanese language to the high school level. And I upgraded math and physics level to college level. So yeah I'm a little proud of my achievement.

3 years later

I'm 13 years old and I'm beating delinquent to save a child and his grandmothers and it was easy because I trained my body a lot and took lessons in all sorts of martial arts since I was six years old.

Yeah, it's the event where Nagumo Hajime (Me) save someone so that a girl develops a crush on him . So that in Tortus I can fu- Ahem kindly reply to her feelings yeah kindlyyy...

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It's been 16 years since my birth and I'm finally in high school for the past six years I tried to learn all I can in in the fields of math physics, biology, electronics, A.I, weapon productions, blacksmith, kendo, judo, karate, aikido...

And I'm flabbergasted by my comprehension speed I don't know if it's a gift or it's natural but I understand whatever I learn and now I can literally recreate J.A.R.V.I.S and the super serum of Marvel with enough materials and time. I understand all physical phenomenon and i resolved all the impossible math problems. I'm shocked...

I created an A.I on my computer but I haven't really focused on it and I don't plan on anything for now so....

So, see you in 1 year.

((BORING THINGS END))