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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?

"Damn! Li Zhen! Jiaojiao!"

Upon the stone pillar, Bai Jingqi cursed under his breath, watching helplessly as Li Zhen and Li Jiao let go of their grip under the threat of the half-beast air cavalry.

Their frail bodies plunged straight down towards the bottom of the cliff.

"Damn it!"

Qin Zheng also cursed and, unbelievably, slapped the pillar supporting the suspension bridge across the cliff.

With a loud "boom", the entire pillar was smashed.

The half-beasts on the other side, who were rushing across the bridge, shouted in panic, quickly holding onto the swaying bridge.

"Qin Zheng! Have you lost your mind?"

Bai Jingsheng yelled in a panic, "You've wrecked the bridge and doomed us!"

However, Qin Zheng ignored him, slapping the pillar again and breaking it.

The hundred-meter-long suspension bridge groaned as it collapsed. The half-beasts originally crossing the bridge screamed as they fell to the cliff bottom.

"You've gone mad! Absolutely mad!"