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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 69: Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee!

Three days later, the military control was lifted.

The entire Weihe Town returned to its usual hustle and bustle.

For those three days, gunfire and sounds of fighting could be heard in Weihe Town almost every day.

On the third day, the gunfire became sporadic.

By the afternoon, it had ceased altogether.

The students who had been held up in the hotel for three days were finally free and ran out enthusiastically, much like it was a holiday.

The teachers were also glad for this.

However, the freedom was only for a day.

The trial dungeon had already concluded, and the Joint University Entrance Examination for the Professionalists was about to begin. They needed to return with their students quickly to Chang'an City to prepare.

Rejecting the invitations from Chen Xiao and Cai Shen, Zheng Cheng specifically put on a black tracksuit, bought a bouquet of lilies at the flower shop, and went to the Watchers' base.