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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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Chapter 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao's Profession!

The sky was gradually growing darker.

Wang Dong had already left, his face still glowing with an excitement that had yet to subside.

Zheng Cheng, on the other hand, was looking out the window at this moment.

A dark, windy night—the perfect time for murder and arson!

Suddenly, he faintly heard a commotion in the distance.

There was also a faint glow of fire flickering in the distance.

The military camp was originally straightforward, but as one by one phone calls came in, the people in the camp could no longer sit still.

Troops of soldiers started their vehicles and drove away.

"Has it begun?"

Zheng Cheng furrowed his brows, so soon?

"Beep beep beep~!"

His phone suddenly rang. He opened it and saw it was from a group chat with Chen Xiao, Cai Shen, and a few others.

Chen Xiao: "@Brother Cheng, where have you gone? Looks like someone is setting fires outside, damn it, several streets are already ablaze."