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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 396 Advancing to Epic! The Flesh River Domain!_2

Takeda Ki murmured, the pitch-black environment didn't make them uncomfortable at all.

"Sir, shall we move forward?"

"Advance! According to Lord Jie Cheng's map, we are less than five kilometers away from the Moon Well in Myriad Snake City!"

"Once we break through to the tunnel leading to the Moon Well, we can launch a direct assault from within Myriad Snake City!"

"When chaos erupts among the human race's city wall defenders, Ye Kelian and his forces outside the city can take the opportunity to storm into Myriad Snake City in one fell swoop!"

"Yes, Sir!"

Instantly, more than two hundred figures sprang into action, and behind them, over twenty Giant Pangolins dove into the subterranean river.

Meanwhile, the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe and Gray Dwarves quickly climbed onto the Giant Mountain Climbing Tigers and swam towards their destination.

Half an hour later, they finally appeared before a huge slope.