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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 394 Epic Battle, Domain Collision!_1

Behind him, Lu Le Ma spoke in a deep voice.

"Having returned to Xia Country, i have yet to contribute to the nation's might. Let me take the lead in today's battle."

Shen Nanfeng pondered and then said, "Good! I'll assemble a cavalry unit and a Griffin Squadron for you. Destroy the Gray Dwarves' cannon position and then come back. Do not get entangled!"

"Rest assured!"

"I'm going too!" Xu Qingluan said through clenched teeth. "I can bestow the Divine Speed Technique on you and the soldiers, at least doubling your speed! And I can cover your assault!"

"Good! Everyone, prepare for battle!"

"Yes!"

"Buzz...!"

Outside the city, another wave of strange fluctuations sounded as glaring red light once again burst forth from hundreds of Magic Crystal Cannons, ruthlessly bombarding the protective shield of Myriad Snake City.

"Crack, crack crack crack..."