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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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Chapter 317 Speculation on the Source of Mutant Ability_1

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[Spirit Charm Human Face Flower Seed: A seed of the Spirit Charm Human Face Flower that can be planted within a living body, surviving on the consumption of its own flesh and blood or negative energy such as from the Nether, darkness, and blood. This extraordinary plant seed possesses innate talents and will grow in tandem with the host's increasing strength.]

[Once it grows to maturity, it can spontaneously generate another extraordinary plant seed, that of the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine. Both are companion plants that can grow together.]

[Note: This prop is unique; only the first fallen Spirit Charm Human Face Flower may coalesce its seed from life energy.]

Reading the description of the seed, Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched subconsciously.

What the hell is this thing?

Planted inside a living body?

Surviving on the consumption of its own flesh and blood or negative energy such as from the Nether, darkness, and blood?