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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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Chapter 247: Can all heroes crush me?

"Bang!"

Zhuang Shuai took the lead, charging straight at the Griffon Knight at the forefront.

After more than half a month of enhancement, his strength had increased more than tenfold!

Several types of Alien Beast darkness food had amplified and fully strengthened his abilities.

In particular, his various resistances had increased several times over.

Even his basic four-dimensional attributes had seen some improvement.

The same was true for the dozen or so subordinates he brought with him.

In his opinion, the comprehensive strength of these soldiers he had trained was not inferior to that of ordinary six-star troops.

There were only three six-star ranks here, at most ten seconds, and they all could be controlled!

By then, wasn't any intel he wanted to know at his mercy for questioning?

The imagination was pleasant, but the reality was that as soon as he charged in, he was met with the sharp blade light of the leading Griffon Knight.

"Pfft!"