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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 229: Shadai's Terrifying Strength! Fires Rage into the Sky!

After pondering for a moment, Baker replied, "We have been in contact with Jasha Island and Blue Star for over sixty years. Each year, we have a month for mutual exchange and contact."

"As far as we know, Blue Star's power belongs to technological power, where anyone can master a power known as 'firearms' after just a few days of training."

"Even ordinary people can intimidate low-rank, or even mid-rank professionists with guns."

"But it is not the same on our barren planet."

Baker shook his head, "Our world is filled with the power of magic."

"Only a very small number of people with a certain affinity for magical elements and mental strength are eligible to learn magic. They're extremely rare."

"Our magicians need to begin meditation, learn magic chants, and experiment with magic from childhood to mature. A proficient magician needs at least ten years to grow."

"To fully comprehend a magic spell, from learning, practicing, to successfully casting, it takes at least a year."