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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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Chapter 179: S-Class Treatment? The Battle of the Top Ten Hidden Dragons!

September marks the beginning of a new school year for all higher vocational colleges across the country.

Apart from the military schools in each province that start early, other provincial higher vocational colleges all begin their studies and training within this month.

Over one hundred thousand new professionists will attend these higher vocational colleges for further studies.

Beijing, Beijing National Higher Vocational University.

As the most prestigious and powerful vocational university nationwide, annually it attracts at least tens of thousands of freshmen.

The selection criteria for professionists at Beijing Vocational University are also very strict.

Each freshman professionist admitted to Beijing Vocational University must have a minimum career star rating of six stars.

Furthermore, it must be a top-rated six-star professionist.

Any average six-star professionist simply doesn't qualify to apply to Beijing Vocational University.