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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 171 New Features! Six-star ingredients!

The dense and sharp Dust Extermination Spikes immediately pierced through the Ghost Boss not far away.

They clustered and fell like rain on a banana plant, and within just a few seconds, they had pierced the body of the Ghost Boss like a damaged burlap sack.

If it had been earlier, it would have been able to dodge the attack with its speed or by creating duplicates.

However, after being continuously struck by Zheng Cheng's Void Fire and Yao Zhixue's Extreme Cold Light Beam, its movement speed plummeted.

It was immediately hit by Zhu Lianghao's Dust Extermination Spikes!

Signs of disintegration appeared on its body, especially in the wounds left by the Dust Extermination Spikes.

Despite how it tried to stimulate its dark energy, it couldn't heal these wounds.

Dust Extermination Spikes!

The power that could completely annihilate its target had once again dealt a heavy blow to this Ghost Boss!

"Woowoo..."