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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 167: I, Xu Qingfeng, look down on such garbage!

In the midst of the skeleton monster swarm, Ghost Crow's expression suddenly changed as he looked at the drastically transformed terrain ahead.

"This ability... It's Zhu Lianghao the Night Watchman's skill!"

"How could he be here too?"

"Even if he is, I just hope Xu Qingfeng isn't here!"

"Otherwise, this mission could be difficult!"

"Even Lord Ghost Day was helpless against Xu Qingfeng, let alone me..."

Soon, the dense souls in the sky swooped down.

While changing the terrain could temporarily block the skeleton monsters,

it was absolutely useless against the flying spirits!

"Whoo-whoo-whoo...!"

A dozen spirits were the first to swoop down!

"Boom!"

From the ground, more than a dozen fiery serpents suddenly sprang out, rushing into the swarm of spirits.

Flame Mage Wang Yan manipulated these fiery serpents to rampage left and right in the swarm of spirits; a few spirits were burned to death on the spot, while the rest had to evade.