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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!

Zheng Cheng was standing in a place where he could clearly see what was happening in the surrounding arena.

Both Yao Zhixue and Song Chaoyu easily defeated their opponents.

Not to mention Zhu Chengyu, Qin Zheng, and Bai Jingqi, who basically faced no challenges at all.

All of these individuals were either nine-star or eight-star hidden professionals, very powerful.

When facing ordinary professionals, they had an overwhelming advantage.

Apart from them, the subsequent arena defenders indeed had a tough time.

They were even pushed into going all-out by the challengers.

Zheng Cheng's focus, however, was on Terence's stage!

The one challenging Terence was none other than Zhao Wujun, who was riding on a brutish dragon!

With dual blades in his hands and relying on the impact of the dragon, he continuously battled with Terence.