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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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Chapter 147: The Night Watchman's Extra Reward! Banning me from using the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_3

Yao Zhixue said, "The Radiation Island evaluation was only a team assessment. The most important one will be the individual ranking assessment three days from now."

"At that time, the assessment will test our personal combat abilities, whether it's Qin Zheng or Zhu Chengyu, they are both far better than me. I don't even know if I can win."

Zheng Cheng shook his head, saying, "The individual ranking assessment...the prize is that damaged World Wonder, isn't it?"

"I want to see what the hell that thing is..."

On the elevated platform, Xu Qingfeng continued, "This joint college entrance examination for new Professionists is now over!"

"Farewell, new students!"

As soon as his words fell, the whole square was once again enveloped in bright white light, covering everyone inside.

When the light in front of them dissipated, the figures of Zheng Cheng and others clearly appeared on the square outside the Professionist Association in Chang'an City.