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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 111 The Third Nine-Star Professionist! A Fallen One who has abandoned the darkness?

Translator: 549690339

"Holy crap!"

Cai Shen immediately exclaimed, "The offspring of the Fallen One's organization, Dawn, the daughter of the Black Sun!"

"How did she join the Night's Watch? Isn't this like a thief becoming a police dog?"

"The Fallen One has turned away from darkness and returned to the human camp; this is great!"

"Justice over family! Jiang Muyun did well!"

"Xia Country's strength increased again!"

"Even the Fallen One has abandoned the darkness; what do we have to fear?"

Listening to the surrounding discussion, Zheng Cheng sincerely admired the upper echelons who enforced this rule.

This policy of promoting new Professionists, although it puts them under the spotlight and constantly under observation.

In the dark, they are also the people that the Fallen Ones watch closely.

But similarly, it also instills a very strong confidence in ordinary people and other Professionists behind the scenes.