Ending Foreplay

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I whimpered painfully as I listened to Minene's cries about her falling down the stairs because of my brother. Glancing at the bed, behind which was the hole in the floor where all my firearms lay, the thought of exploiting them crossed my mind, but glory... no, I would never wish glory on those two.

The two shut up and a famous terrorist walked into the room, who was now unrecognisable. Her hair was loose, her clothes were perfectly normal (I mean that stupid dress) and her face was Urju, not much was shown on the telly, because there were no clear shots of her. And if there were, I think we wouldn't be talking to her and Minene would have been caught 3-4 years ago.

- He pisses me off! - I heard a hiss behind me.

- Me too. - I shrugged my shoulders, putting on my headphones and once again continuing to play the legendary WoW, which turned out to be very much alive in this world.

- R-r-r!!!

I introduced Minene as my girlfriend who would be staying with us temporarily, which caused Yukiteru to have a shock therapy session, but to ask unnecessary questions, he, thank... damn. Anyway, didn't bother asking anything.

Also, the terrorist's wound was healing rather quickly, thanks largely to some "special" blends that didn't exist in this world. Whether in Fiora, Akama, or Tristain, I'd managed to pick up at least a little bit of the arts of alchemy, particularly recipes that required plants that were fairly common, even in a technogenic world. True, I still had to draw a magical pentagram under the counter, but no matter, it worked on natural mana as well.

Anyway, after a few days, I was thinking of throwing one of my two roommates out of the house, as Minene had more opportunities for active movement due to the almost healed wound.

- Minene..." I groaned.

- What?" she said in a hushed voice, clearly tucked into her pillow.

- Let's sleep together..." I moaned again.

- I'm all yours. - She still wasn't off the pillow.

I turned round on the chair, looking at the girl lying there, looking very seductive in her tight shorts and my T-shirt. My hormones had been acting up even more lately because of the proximity of the female sex.

Getting up, I immediately landed on the bed next to Minene, starting to stroke her waist.

- You finally reciprocated my feelings..." I said languidly and received a sharp kick to the stomach, knocking me off the bed and onto the floor. It's nothing to me, but Minene can knock my fist off.

- At night. - the girl said to me afterwards. - if you're in the mood for it, you bloody trapper.

- Oh, I should go to the pharmacy and get a bottle of Viagra. - I pretended to remember.

- You, such a handsome man, but you can't get a girl, who is also starved for male attention, into bed.

- If you're so eager to be courted, then so be it. I'm not my brother and I'm not the romantic type. - Yeah, lie more.

- Normal guys your age just dream about girls who live with them.....

- Well, it's hard to call a murderer, an ogre, or a psycho a normal guy. - I shrugged.

- And you are, of course.

- Mm-hmm. You know, you can look under the bed, there's a hole in the floor. - I grinned, stepping out of the game and turning in my chair to face Minena. - See what's under there.

The girl froze, apparently pondering whether I was joking or really suggesting it. After a minute of glaring at me, Minene did get up from the bed, pushing it away. When she saw the hole, sparks of interest flashed in her eyes. And when the girl looked into it....

- Please tell me it's plastic..." she said dazedly.

- Okay, I'll tell you if you ask. It's an unrealistic iron-like, polished plastic.

Her hand dipped into the hole, pulling out a Scorpion submachine gun. Unholstering the magazine, she checked to see if it was full, and with this weapon, all the inserted magazines and clips were full.

- So you weren't kidding..." said Minene shocked.

- Yep. - Keeping a bored expression on my face, I grinned. - The promised rape is next.

- And what's stopping me from killing you and this moron right now... - Minene asked calmly, pointing her weapon at me, which I was not particularly surprised by. - ...heal to the end and take everything you can out of here?

- Believe me, if you shoot, you'll be unpleasantly surprised. - I said with boredom. - and then you'll die. I could have killed you any time you were here, and your bomb hidden behind the fridge in the kitchen has long since been defused. Believe me, I'm not the type to die from a few extra kilos of lead.

- Are you so sure of yourself? - Minene grinned.

- Yes," I nodded, "at least in your death in case of betrayal.

- Pfft! - snorted, throwing the weapon back into its hiding place. - I confess my opinion of you has changed.

- It would change anyone's if they knew about a pile of weapons in a place you thought was safe. - I shrugged, turning back to the computer.

- And yet, you're insane. - The girl snorted in response. - People at least get nervous when a gun is pointed at them.

I stood up, heading for the exit.

- That depends. - I chuckled, walking out of the room, heading for coffee.

3...

2...

1...

- PERVERT!!!

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I looked thoughtfully at Minene who was packing her rucksack.

- Going further away?

- Would you like me to stay? - The girl snorted without turning round.

- Why wouldn't I? My cold heart has melted, this week. - I said indifferently.

- Alas, but we are like Romeo and Juliet, if we stay together, we will die. - The girl supported the joke.

- I would now read out lines from Romeo's last words to the pseudo-dead Juliet, but alas I was not fond of Shakespeare.

- You're really not much of a romantic..." Minene shook her head.

- Well, you know, I've fallen in love a few times and that love didn't do me any good.

- Really?" the girl snorted. - 'So you could fall in love too? Nonsense!

- Believe it or not, but it's true. - I grinned.

- And what were the names of these descended angels? - Urju asked cheerfully. - Otherwise, who else could have conquered your heart of stone?

- Rather, they were demons. - I smiled. - The first one was called Mirajane, but... it was complicated there. The second was called by two names. Louise and Krul. The third was called Akame, but she was complicated too. The fourth was Esdes and the fifth was Touka.

- Wow! - Minene was surprised. - That's a lot of people, isn't it?

- Mm-hmm... Except that the first two are dead, and the other three were very far away from here. So, my heart was once again consumed when I first saw you, my dear Minene!

- Likewise!

Yep... she and I, now have this way of talking all the time. An incessant banter that both Uryu and I enjoy.

- Okay, I think I've got everything....

- How much money?

- Well... I brought a thousand dollars, you don't mind, do you?

- Money's no problem for me. - I waved my hand. - Guns?

- A Beretta and a Scorpion.

- Okay, I think there's another one of these and three pistols. - I nodded. Grenades?

- Three of them. - smirked her trademark terrorist smile.

- Well then... see you later? - I smiled back. - Drop by for a visit, I'll always provide shelter.

- Okay, I'll remember! - Minene grinned, plunging me into her embrace. My hands, started to slowly slide down my back, but as I got closer to my buttocks, it became harder and harder to breathe... well whatever, I've wanted to do this for too long!

- Ah!" breathed Minene as I abruptly moved my hands to my desired roundness and squeezed. Instantly, my carcass slammed into the wall opposite. - GRRRRRRR!!! YOU LUSTFUL PRICK!!!

- Now I can die in peace. - I smiled with a foxy grin. - It's worth it to fondle Japan's most formidable terrorist.

- Go to hell!

Minene left the room, and a few seconds later I felt the front door close. The smile slowly slid off my face, and I looked longingly out the window.

- Yeah, I've become so... human or something? - I laughed, sitting down at my computer and switching on WOW.

***

I was walking down the corridor of the school, thinking about my life. Or rather, memories just came flooding back to me. Everyone around me was buzzing, the first day of school had allowed many friends to meet up that they couldn't do for one reason or another over the holidays. And me...I was alone.

No, I'm lying though. I was constantly followed by Yuno, whose attention I had already grown weary of during my time with Minene. I'll admit, I was sad when the girl left. Perhaps it had been a long time since I had felt that feeling. Not since the time I killed Khalizard, when I had to leave Akame to return to my world. Heh, well, yeah, I consider the Ghoul world my own now.

And yet, the other day, a thought occurred to me. What am I? Human? Mutant? Demon? Vampire? Ghoul? Same goes for names. What does my name sound like? Waldemar? Yuichiro? Issei? Kaneki? Or is it Yukiteru now? I guess I don't know who I am.

And such musings... the closer I got to the "end", the more frequent they became. It started before my death in the battle with the First Teigu, but that's when it intensified. And from there... from there, I became more and more philosophical. And now, little by little, I'm becoming my old self. I wonder if I could end up being the Valdemar I was when I left Galmar's hut. Perhaps not.

A year and a half later.

Evening. On one of the rooftops, sat a white-haired guy staring thoughtfully into the screen of a flip phone. Two scarlet tentacles emerged from under his black shirt, digging into the wrists of a man nailed to the ground. The victim stood out with a strange black hoodie, a filterless gas mask, and a hat with a waterfall of pink hair falling from underneath.

- Hhhhhh!!! - the man groaned in pain.

- Shut up!" the seated boy, who looked to be about 17 years old, shouted at him. Looking down at the phone again, he grinned, rising to his feet. - hee-hee, here we go! - said the guy cheerfully, throwing the phone from the roof down to the street, also removing his tentacles.

A couple of seconds later, a cavity formed in the belly of the nailed man, in which the rest of his body disappeared without leaving a trace.

- As a friend of mine used to say..." the Ghoul continued to say with a wide grin on his face. - Ara-ara, maniac-kun!

And he disappeared from the roof, as did 12 other people from this town. The game begins. And may luck be with you always!