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Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what’s going on. Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts. It’s bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that’s smarter than he is, and a yoyo? Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy! ----- Tags: Sci-Fi, Isekai, System, Dark Comedy, Satire, Superpowers, Anti-Hero, Time Looping, Gore, Slice of Life, Rubber Ducky (yes, Mr. Quacks deserves his own tag) ----- Do a google search for "Geminel WordPress" for a page that has a little about me, information about the novel's inspiration, a link to the discord server, a link to the character reference sheet, a char art gallery, and a collection of short stories, both within and independent of this novel's universe. ----- Excerpt from the end of Ch1: [Bzzt... Scan complete. Analyzing...] 'Eh?' [Analysis complete. Positive value found, now loading... Loading complete.] 'Okay, WTF is...' [Binding successful. Congratulations upstanding citizen. You have been selected by the Superhero Enhancement System. Please select your desired enhancement. The following options are avail...] 'I'M DYING! IS NOT DYING AN OPTION!?' [Error, invalid selection. An enhancement will be randomly selected. Randomizing... Strength has been selected. Enhanced strength will be calibrated for your rebirth. Please look forward to it.] 'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-' With this final thought, Lucas dies in a pool of his own blood on the sidewalk.

Geminel · Sci-fi
Not enough ratings
244 Chs

Suspicious Substance Secured

While Miss Calculated and Miss Chievous crowd around Jonathan near one of the sinks in the men's room, Lucas is instead looking at the jagged edges of the forcibly opened section of the wall.

'That's... a way bigger opening than he possibly needed. Did he hang out and smash the wall a little extra just for fun?'

[...While you were within task range, you weren't close enough for me to monitor his actions at the time. I'd speculate that he was angered by how loud the process was, or with how uncooperative the wall was, so he likely vented some of his frustrations on it.]

‘...Yeah, probably...’

Miss Calculated making a soft “Ah” pulls Lucas’s attention away from the destruction debris distraction.

He looks over and sees that Miss Chievous is now holding the utility Viblade, Miss Calculated is putting on a presumably sterile latex glove, and Jonathan is at the next sink over while unsurprisingly washing his hands.