I’m Really a Superstar
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats and skills, Zhang Ye embarks on a journey to pursue his life-long dream of becoming famous! Follow Zhang Ye as he takes the new world by storm, one plagiarized piece at a time, to hilarious reactions!
'Selling Crutches' (Second Half)
Translator: Legge
On TV.
Confused, Yao Jiancai parked his bicycle and walked over. "Hmm? What's going on? Who's abducting (guǎi mài) you?"
Dong Shanshan said clumsily, "No one, his crutches are for sale (guǎi mài)."
Yao Jiancai looked at him. "You want to abduct (guǎi mài) people?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Zhang Ye glared at him. "Are you blind? Abduct? If I want to abduct, would I abduct someone like her? Would you buy her off me?!"
Dong Shanshan did look ugly in costume!
The audience laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai spoke in a northeastern accent, "Hey, just what is going on between the two of you?"
Dong Shanshan gave a dry laugh. "We're a couple, and we're just having fun here!"
Zhang Ye also laughed. "Hur hur hur, there's nothing to do, so we're just having fun!"
Yao Jiancai said into the camera, "These two, having fun by selling the wife on the New Year?"
…
Backstage.